Welcome to the EPIC GROCERY SHOPPING ADVENTURE. The goal of this RPG is completed in five stages. 1. Leave the house and get in the car 2. Drive to the store 3. Find the eggs your wife asks you to buy 4. Purchase them 5. Go home Sounds simple enough? What about the twist? If I told you now, then obviously the story would be revealed. So, do you DARE to go on the EPIC GROCERY SHOPPING ADVENTURE? Hereâs the character sheet.
You get to distribute 50 skill points between HP, Weapons, Resourcefulness, Strength, and Armour. The HP Baseline is 10, for those idiots who decide to spend all 50 on weapons, and complain that they instantly die.
So, hereâs how the points are distributed. HP: 1 skill point = 2 HP, +10 for baseline Weapons: 1 skill point = 1 weapon point (spending 7 points here gets you a golf club, but 37 gets you a bazooka!) Resourcefulness: 1 skill point = 1 Resourcefulness point (this determines the items you find. 8 points can be +10 max HP, but 26 can be +20 skill points â" more than once!) Strength: 1 Skill point = 1 Point (Sort of like weapons, but more like a damage multiplier.) Armour: 1 skill point = 1 point (simple enough? Almost like an HP bonus⦠AND IF YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT IT, you can make a biography, although it will be little use to deciding the course of events.
This is my first RPG, so itâs definitely not perfect. Feel free to comment on my profile for improvements!
You were not able to use the corpse for your benefit.
After you look around in that side of the closet, you don't find your keys.
I'll save you a choice's time's worth here. You look in the other side of the closet and find your keys. Congratulations! You leave the closet and are about to leave the house when your wife asks, "Have you seen Sam? That dog better not be hiding in the closet again..." "Oops..." you mutter to yourself. You yell into the kitchen, "He's not there... I was just there looking for my keys..." At least that'll buy you some time.
You get in the car. You put the key into the ignition and turn. The engine coughs and dies. You try this several times and are really frustrated. The engine won't turn over!
A) Use your cellphone (which you DO have on you) to call the repairman B) Start hitting things in a fit of anger C) Try to fix it yourself
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PHEW! That was a lot of typing! Sorry if I can't be on for a day or two, there are complicated things going on around the house for New Year's Eve! Happy New Year!
oooooohhhhh! so now its a 2" by 4" cockroach? lol. its alright i dont need my club. * nesanelf uses super step attack!!!!! * "Howd you know my secret weakness?!" Mr. Cockroach says * "MUHAHAHAHA! Steps on cockroach * cockroach dies.
You look in the attic. It's very dark, but you see a glint in the corner. BUT you also hear a click-click, sort of like a spider's jaws clicking together.
A) Go towards the glint, and possibly battle a giant spider (don't worry... it's not an epic boss trap) B) Look somewhere else
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Name: R. Forkay HP: 21/23 Weapons: Golf Club Resourcefulness: 8 Strength: 12 Armor: 12
Your cell phone does not explode. (good idea, though...) The repairman comes and fixes the car. You pay him. You still have enough money left to buy the eggs, don't worry.
You start driving to the store. All of a sudden, a bus starts heading straight for you! You can clearly see the driver is one of those famous hijackers, and all the people inside the bus are screaming.
A) Try to squeeze your car into the little space underneath the bus B) Try to swerve to the side to avoid it C) Try to turn around and outrun it
