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Koru7
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basically just describe how you would survive and get around in an island like jurassic park.

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deadhead50
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i wouldent, to be honest id prolly die trying to leave and if there is no exit id prolly kill myslef xD <-- inst in good shape

WorstSniper
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I probably wouldn't... But if I had a chance I would just stick in with all the larger herbivores. lol.

TheHuntingHearth
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honestly, i think i would die instead of living...
I would probably bring some guns and fire at all the carnivores i see...

jahsonx
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I wouldn't survive in Jurassic Park...lol!

DarkGamer99
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If it was possible I'd just hide someplace. And try to find food and water.

idontsuckthatmuch
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I know what I wouldn't do: I wouldn't screw around with the flashlight like those kids did. I mean, really? That got them, well, screwed.

ninjaassasin1234
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I would just hang around the herbivores...

YepYepYep
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Don't hide in the bathroom! (my favorite scene in the movie)

JohnGarell
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I wouldn't survive in Jurassic Park...lol!


Then how would you die?

I'm a dinosaur-friend; so they will not hurt me.
Sheppard007
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Bring Dr. Grant with me and stick with him, he has a tendency to survive.

Sarquann
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I would bring Sylvester Stallone with me so he could go all Rambo on them, I'd also bring Chuck Norris.

fantasy4life
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I'm a dinosaur-friend; so they will not hurt me.
You ain't Dr. Dolittle, your *** would get *****!

I'd probably die tryin' to escape.
Squiddicus
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#1:
I would have ran away once the T-rex left the area. I'd run the whole way back to the main building.
#2:
I would drive that double-RV (or whatever it is) off to the beach.
#3:
I'd listen for a jingle. If I heard it, I'd run.

indie55
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Find a gun somewhere.
Run as fast as I could.
Escape if possible.

Pedro97
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I am too dumb to survive in Jurassic Park so I dinosaur would eat me or tread on me. But before I die, I would try to find a place where I could hide and a gun. I'd die trying.

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