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Kylelolcat
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It was dark. And cold. Cold like the void of space, or the stare I'm giving The Author.

I'm using my failed Creative Writing assignment. So what?

This is your return to AG after three weeks. People are expecting something good!

Well, the nickname for this could be Half *** Humanity. So sue me.

I think I will!

You can't. We're ethereal concept of forum games. Ethereal concepts can't sue.

Well, I can...walk out!

Just try it. You don't have legs.

Hmph. Good DAY, sir!

Huh. So he really can leave. Well, now I need a Narrator. I'll have to make do until one shows up...

In this game, you must survive on this island, explore the everywhere, uncover what happened to mankind and try to remember...just how the hell did I get here?

Character Sheet:
Name/Gender-Obvious. You're free to put Other.
Race: What part of this lovely rainbow of races are you? Details below
Bio: Describe yourself. The more details, the better I can write the character how you want.
Affinity- Will be found out in game
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HP: 100/100(20x Body)
MP: 50/50(10x Mind)
Stamina: 200/200(40x Athlete)
Strength:5--\\
Agility:5--- Redistrutable
Mind:5-------/
Clothes: Torn Clothes
Tool: None
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Team: None
Shelter: None

Races(There's a lot of them...)

Cheezburgian: Cat people! Everyone loves cat people. Has a fondness for meat and heightened senses. Also, sharp utili-claws.

Youtubian: Cyborgs, of the Hollywood kind. Their diet is primarily fruit and they can sense metals. Godd tool-makers.

Chanian: Where's the love for the hulking ape-man? Eats veggies and gets extra strength and HP, equivalent to 2 extra points.


Trollix: Dragons! Except not as big and strong. Eats primarily grain and is attacked less by animals. Add in affinity breath, too!

Troper- Wise sages of the universe that contemplate stars, riddles and navels. Eats dairy food and has a near encyclopedic knowledge. Uses magic better, equivalent to 2 extra points of Mind.

Behemel- Religious Space Nazi Bears. Concept by Bluydee. Mostly eats Meats and Veggies. Easy for them to get team members and can sense affinities.

Syphronitzan- Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. I'm serious, this series has Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. Can sense danger and has a poisonous stinger. Concept by seVain5

Hyrin-Pern: Wolf people with a hyphenated name! More agile and better fighters, equivalent to 2 points of Agility. Immune to being drunk. Eats meat and grain. Concept by GhostSauce.

Collective: A race of less effective Cthulus. Eats grain and dairy. Proficient marksmen and great shelter builders.

Watermaids- Mermaids. No, not like Ariel from Little Mermaid, more like a siren. Swims well and can hold their breath for a long time. Consumes dairy and meat.

Balchean-Giant tough frogs with a Spartan culture. Can carry a lot and eats fruits and dairy. Immune to HP drain.

Important:

-HP is recovered with Primary/Secondary foods and medical plants like Aloe.
-MP is restored with Primary/Secoindary food and energy plants like Coffee.
-Stamina is restored with food.
.Primary(One listed as what the species eats): 50/unit
.Secondary(two under what you eat): 25/unit
.Tertiary(unlisted): 10/unit
-Sleeping restores all

-If you run out of Stamina, actions that use it cost HP
-If you run out of MP, using magic costs stamina
-If you run out of HP, you will faint or die depending on the reason.

Now, finally, an example sheet:

Name/Gender: John Jackson/Male
Race: Cheezburgian
Affinity-Unknown
Bio- A cat who will never go down without a fight and is always ready for danger. He usually wears bluejeans, a T-shirt, working boots and leather gloves. Works as a whiskey brewer and often sails. Of the Norwegian Forest Cat breed. 6'3", Hazel eyes, blonde hair, built like a linebacker.
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HP: 100/100
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 200/200
Strength: 5
Athlete: 5
Mind: 5
Armor: Torn Clothes
Tool: None
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Team: None
Shelter: None

Some example breeds for a few races:

Cheezburgian: Calico(White/Brown/Black, All Female), Manx(Brown, No Tail), Tabby(Various colors, Fat)

Youtubian: Microsoul(Black, Fun-loving), Macintosh(White, Artistic), Linus(Beige, Serious)

Trollix: Ruby (Red, Fire attribute), Blood(Blood Red, Chaos attribute), Obsidian(Black, Dark attribute)

Watermaids: Naga (Green/Blue, more snake-like), Siren (Black, more shark-like), Mermaid (White, more fish-like)

Syphronitzan: Bark (Light Tan, Club-like tail), Bloodtail (Red, Blood-sucking tail)[/i]

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Kylelolcat
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Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Chaos
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HP: 140/140(20x Body)
MP: 45/90?(10x Mind)
Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6(+3)
Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor
Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*

You look down, and see a pink pony with long, straight hair.

"Will there be cupcakes?"

Name: Grish'naak
Gender: Male
Race: Behemel
Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye.
Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protect himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun.
Affinity: Light
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HP: 70/100 (20x Body)
MP: 50/50 (10x Mind)
Stamina: 95/200 (40x Athlete)
Body: 5
Athlete: 5
Mind: 5
Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%)
Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 0 Shells
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Team: None
Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge

You glare down more bats, but get nearly knocked off again by flaming red death wheel.

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Chaos
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HP: 140/140(20x Body)
MP: 45/90?(10x Mind)
Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6(+3)
Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor
Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*

"umm yes?"

Kylelolcat
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Nomad

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Chaos
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HP: 140/140(20x Body)
MP: 45/90?(10x Mind)
Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6(+3)
Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor
Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*

"Alright!" The pink pony exclaims. "Hey, what's wrong with my hair?"

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Chaos
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HP: 140/140(20x Body)
MP: 45/90?(10x Mind)
Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6(+3)
Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor
Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*

"oh, then it is this reality ****ing up with that. thank god. anyway, here have a cupcake." i take out a pink cupcake and give it to pinkie pie. "now come on if you want to come along." i enter the CtO locker.

Kylelolcat
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Nomad

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Chaos
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HP: 140/140(20x Body)
MP: 45/90?(10x Mind)
Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6(+3)
Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor
Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
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Chuck Cresta
HP: 160/160
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 520/520
Body: 8
Athlete: 13
Mind: 5
Clothes: Burned Clothes
Weapon: Party Cannon*, Scalpel, Hacksaw, Tazer, Cleaver
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You enter the locker, and arrive in a big city! A heated argument is going on in the middle of a battle that seems to have resulted in a whole block being leveled.

Kylelolcat
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Nomad

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Chaos
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HP: 140/140(20x Body)
MP: 45/90?(10x Mind)
Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6(+3)
Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor
Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
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Pinkie Pie
HP: 160/160
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 520/520
Body: 8
Athlete: 13
Mind: 5
Clothes: None
Weapon: Party Cannon*, Scalpel, Hacksaw, Tazer, Cleaver
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Derp, fixed.

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Chaos
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HP: 140/140(20x Body)
MP: 45/90(10x Mind)
Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6(+3)
Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor
Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
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Pinkie Pie
HP: 160/160
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 520/520
Body: 8
Athlete: 13
Mind: 5
Clothes: None
Weapon: Party Cannon*, Scalpel, Hacksaw, Tazer, Cleaver
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... right... *pulls out a megaphone* "What the hell are you guys arguing about?"

Kylelolcat
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Nomad

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Chaos
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HP: 140/140(20x Body)
MP: 45/90(10x Mind)
Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6(+3)
Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor
Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
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Pinkie Pie
HP: 160/160
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 520/520
Body: 8
Athlete: 13
Mind: 5
Clothes: None
Weapon: Party Cannon*, Scalpel, Hacksaw, Tazer, Cleaver
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"Whether or not we should turn this cat back into the dog it was roleplaying!"

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Chaos
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HP: 140/140(20x Body)
MP: 45/90(10x Mind)
Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6(+3)
Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor
Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
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Pinkie Pie
HP: 160/160
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 520/520
Body: 8
Athlete: 13
Mind: 5
Clothes: None
Weapon: Party Cannon*, Scalpel, Hacksaw, Tazer, Cleaver
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hey whatever god can here me at the moment, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THEY'RE ARGUING ABOUT THAT!

i just facepalm.

Kylelolcat
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Kylelolcat
4,813 posts
Nomad

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Chaos
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HP: 140/140(20x Body)
MP: 45/90(10x Mind)
Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6(+3)
Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor
Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
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Pinkie Pie
HP: 160/160
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 520/520
Body: 8
Athlete: 13
Mind: 5
Clothes: None
Weapon: Party Cannon*, Scalpel, Hacksaw, Tazer, Cleaver
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A look-alike of you grabs a megaphone and calls his friends morons. Also, you can sense heavy Chaos energy nearby...

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Chaos
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 140/140(20x Body)
MP: 45/90(10x Mind)
Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6(+3)
Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor
Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
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Pinkie Pie
HP: 160/160
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 520/520
Body: 8
Athlete: 13
Mind: 5
Clothes: None
Weapon: Party Cannon*, Scalpel, Hacksaw, Tazer, Cleaver
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"hey, guy who looks like me, what the hell is going on..."

Maverick4
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Peasant

Name: Grish'naak
Gender: Male
Race: Behemel
Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye.
Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protect himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun.
Affinity: Light
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HP: 70/100 (20x Body)
MP: 50/50 (10x Mind)
Stamina: 95/200 (40x Athlete)
Body: 5
Athlete: 5
Mind: 5
Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%)
Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 0 Shells
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Team: None
Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge

I give the wheel the evil eye, and continue advancing.

Kylelolcat
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Kylelolcat
4,813 posts
Nomad

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Chaos
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 140/140(20x Body)
MP: 45/90(10x Mind)
Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6(+3)
Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor
Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Pinkie Pie
HP: 160/160
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 520/520
Body: 8
Athlete: 13
Mind: 5
Clothes: None
Weapon: Party Cannon*, Scalpel, Hacksaw, Tazer, Cleaver
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The guy tells you all about how his moron allies were fighting monsters out of GMod, but then this crap happened. He then asks who you are.

Name: Grish'naak
Gender: Male
Race: Behemel
Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye.
Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protect himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun.
Affinity: Light
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 70/100 (20x Body)
MP: 50/50 (10x Mind)
Stamina: 95/200 (40x Athlete)
Body: 5
Athlete: 5
Mind: 5
Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%)
Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 0 Shells
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Team: None
Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge

You go up far enough that you can see the light from the top. There's several caves branching off in different directions.

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male)
Race: Trollix
Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life!
Affinity- Chaos
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 140/140(20x Body)
MP: 45/90(10x Mind)
Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete)
Body:3
Athlete:6
Mind:6(+3)
Clothes: Rainbow Hardhat*, Rainbow Medical Gear*, Medibackpack*, Dagger Sheath*, Black ExoArmor
Tool: Warp Drive (190%)(20% Liquid AWESOME! residue)*, Volcanic Amputator*
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Pinkie Pie
HP: 160/160
MP: 50/50
Stamina: 520/520
Body: 8
Athlete: 13
Mind: 5
Clothes: None
Weapon: Party Cannon*, Scalpel, Hacksaw, Tazer, Cleaver
--------------------------------------------------------------------

"Talow. the pink party pony's Pinkie Pie..."

Maverick4
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Maverick4
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Peasant

Name: Grish'naak
Gender: Male
Race: Behemel
Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye.
Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protect himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun.
Affinity: Light
---------------------------------------------------------------------
HP: 70/100 (20x Body)
MP: 50/50 (10x Mind)
Stamina: 95/200 (40x Athlete)
Body: 5
Athlete: 5
Mind: 5
Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%)
Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 0 Shells
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Team: None
Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge

Eenie, Meenie, Minie-

This one.

Enters into appropriate cave.

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