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......****. *Puts on a black trench coat and an umbrella, then walks back in.* it's ok, i'm cool. Now where the hell is my Thai tapioca tea? Oh..and start that $1000 conscription I offered way back. We got the dough, proceed! NOW.

Ok hire demo.

I' kinda tempted to make him a knight, but i dunno. I'll keep him as a demoman for now.

Start building TIE fighters and Frigates.

(hey, dont forget to take me off the dead list. I'm just mutated, that's all.)

i try sniping the sniper again.

D= why are my posts skipped? Did i do something wrong? I was just trying to distract the blu's with the interviews...*sniff sniff*...*sob sob*

Awwweh, it's ok Darth. *Gives Darth a big bro-hug, then EATS HIM* ...So maybe the whole mutation thing isn't harmless....*Hides* o~o

Sorry last post was a typo. I meant to type revive rick. **** you autocorrect!

thank you cd7!!!

I carry on researching mutations. When I succeed in controlling mutation, I give soldiers 'Powers'.

I go in search of the legendary nyan cat to recruit into our army.

Wave 2: Blue team!
Enemies:
Blue Heavy: 10500 HP
Blue Sniper: 3000 HP
Blue Engie: 4000 HP
Blue Scout: 3000 HP
Blue Pyro: 6200 HP
Blue Soldier: 6200 HP
Blue Spy: 1000 HP
Blue Medic: 5000 HP
Blue Demoman: 6000 HP
Enemies Status: Blu Team: Interviewing(25% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged: tom0000009
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $16200($5400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $27000, 50% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
3/5 Missile Turrets
Lv.1 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
21/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
3/5 Bombers(Spawn:3 turns)
24 Creepers(Normal Mode)
Support Force:
5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)
44/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
9/30 Jedi (Padawan)
Heroes:
Lv.2 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.2 Engineer (2000 HP)
Lv.2 Meow Meow (1500 HP)
Lv.1 Aphla Commander Suit (3000 HP)
Lv.2 Sniper (1500 HP)
Lv.5 Xenotank (15,000 HP)
Lv.1 Super Solder(7500 HP)
Lv.1 Spy (200 HP)
Lv.1 Demoman (1750 HP)

@GeminiDelta: Hi, mysterious stranger! C'mon, sit down. Oh, you want to start a conscription? Alright, that'll double our training rates.

@Nicholas98: You hire Demo with his demolition gear!

@DarthNerd: Oh hey, it means I can put off calculating all of those units for another turn!

@ericthai1: TIE fighters won't really be useful here since we're not in space. $5000 is you want 'em.

@sonicheroes95: Your arrow falls short of the sniper!

@CommanderDude7: You revive him...on mars. Whoops.

@rivercrab01: You try to give &quotowers" to the soldiers, but your lab is burned down. You were just trying to give them a particular strain you found on Gemini...

@tom0000009: Once again, Nyan strikes are single-target and one use. More useful here, though.

I hire a comedy roaster to roast the enemies.

i play the part of Red heavy in interviews to lengthen the time they do it

Well that's good, I use the nyan cat to attack the medic so they can't be healed anymore.