In this spin-off of CtO, there is a lovely city called Lolcatia! Unfortunately, the previous villains of CtO are pissed off at Lolcatia for it's causing them to be killed by intrepid Objective Completers. So, they decided to level the city! Little do they know that the Objective Completers are ready to protect their city...
I revive Tom at the hospital, then start building a gatling gun and attach it to a jeep. The jeep is driven by the Demoman, throwing explosives at the Dcor while Meow Meow rides in the back and hacks away at the enemy! STACK ATTACK FTW! >
TOM, FIRST, READ ALL THE ****ING POSTS. SECOND, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN MAKE MY BODY INTO CHICKEN NUGGETS WHEN IT ISN'T ****ING THERE, YOU ****ING IDIOT.
thank you have a nice death. *puts megaphone away*
@loco5: The trolls have no fear of hell(just that music), so they run in to flame the DCor! The flames are burning their exoskeletons off!
As for the Engie, he just upgraded the sentry. As for the other stuff, he has those already.
@rick073: The anti-teamkill barrier prevents you from doing so! Come to think of it, you should have been killed by those DCor earlier...
@rivercrab01: Well, we can upgrade our Riflemen to Stormtrooper rank for $2000...
@GeminiDelta: It will cost $4000 to revive tom. When you try to make the Jeep, the Engie turns it into an APC with a mounted Rocket Launcher, Grenade Launcher, .50 Cal. sniper rifle and Heavy Incinerator.
Heavy: We need more of team to use this vehicle! I will be calling Red Team!
The rest of the team will come next turn.
@DarthNerd: You would do that, but the DTanks are covered by exoskeleton. and fire.
@TheNameWithNoNumbers: ...Ok.
@ichigo773: The what now?
@tom0000009: Just be patient...
The Riflemen kill a DTank!
The MBTs fire at the Dtanks, killing the rest of the stack!
The Jedis distract the DCors!
Meow Meow attacks, killing 3 DChanians!
The Aphla suit attacks, killing 11 DYoutubians!
Super Soldier is being pounded against the ground repeatedly!
Vengeance tries to use a Penance Stare, but fails due to the lack of a soul in the DCor!
I wipe the sweat off of my meme-ridden brow. I breathe a bit slower. That frozen moment reminded me of a Klondike. I love Klondikes. Anyways, I decide to grab some weapons, or purchase them if I don't have them. I grab an LOLK sniper. It's Didgital Camoflauge and hard hitting 50. Caliber LOLs made it a favorite for me. Semi-Automatic, too! I grab my Cheeseburger Eagle. It's camoflauged with standard Cheeseburger. It has the same rounds as the LOLK Sniper. I grab my flame-proof vest and head out into the Battlefield. I start to fire at the group, whispering the comforting words into my head- THIS is what I'd do for a Klondike Bar.
