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One orange and zero aardvarks because they are the natural predators.

What are you doing on this forum?

Deploying my daily allotment of insanity.

Why do you ask?

The butler made me do it!

Who killed Dr. Black?

Mr. Gray, but he framed Sir White for it.

What difference does it make?

Very little as it came from my imagination.

How do you win?

I wore my lucky pink jocks! xD

Which one is bigger: one kilograms or one kilometers? Why?

kilogram cause kilometer is a measure of length not wieght and you asked which one is bigger


how many dogs does it take to make the ifle tower

Incorrect unit of measure. Should be "frogs." And the answer is 5,678,910.

Whodunit?

I don't know, but Tweety might know.

Do humans talk?

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You: SHUT UP!

Why did you tell me to shut up?

Because x(3748383848384) is 4.


Are clowns made of kittens?

No, der made of dogs.
Is 4X4X4X4X4X4X4 1337?

obviously the answer is cheese
how much would did a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

That depends, is the wood chuck Chuck Norris?

Who is Chuck Norris?

My twin brother
why is bugsa bunny