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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Moegreche
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Duke

Because they read a lot.

Why is my tea liquid?

wishfulpoison77
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Nomad

Because you were playing golf on Venus.

Why am I tired?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Since your tire is flat.

Why is Mercury so near the sun?

R2D21999
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R2D21999
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Treasurer

Because the sun is near Mercury.

Why did the worm die when I stepped on it?

Snag618
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Snag618
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Blacksmith

Because you didn't ask nicely.

Do you know the rules of the game?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

The rules don't say anything.

Why do cats bring misfortune?

StormWalker
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Jester

Because they eat your future.

Why don't the stars come off?

Voyage2
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Voyage2
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Nomad

Because they teleport away.

Why ponies are cute ?

danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

because DUCKS.

Why food tastes good?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Due to a special chemical which forces our brain to accept the fact that it tastes good.

Why do gems hold so much power?

Snag618
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Snag618
6,704 posts
Blacksmith

Because they were crafted by wizards

Why did R2D2 bring back so many threads?

danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

He's a necrobot

Why is r2d2 a necrobot?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

To overload the forums to point of breakdown.

What does a necrobot do?

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

exists as a necrobot.

How can one exist as a necrobot?

poseidis
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poseidis
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Peasant

not possible in the world of refrigerators

Why does everyone try to be funny in forums?

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