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Minigore12
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The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Doombreed
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To feel like a knight, I thought this was common knowledge.

Why would anyone want to follow a vegan lifestyle? (I am only asking due to my relationship with the vegetable haters!)

snjezana_hadzic
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Because they want to ride a lion.

What is music?

PixelDude
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The sound made by apples.

Why am I not good at juggling bowling balls?

12_Guage_Absinthe
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You don't have hands. Only a left side, and a right side (I'm sorry but it's true).

Why do all plants die when you mix salt with the soil, and then blowtorch them?

PixelDude
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Because water hasn't been invented yet.

Why are flies so annoying?

Frank_Frooton
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because they bug people.

Why can't I actually be active here anymore?

snjezana_hadzic
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Because i'm stealing your activity

Why is cat on fire?

evilsweetblock
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Its a hellcat.

Why is the person above me using Darth Cadeus's armatar?

PixelDude
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Because Darth Vader's armatar was lame.

Why did the weasel go pop?

12_Guage_Absinthe
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Because it would be un-American to say soda.

Why do my teeth stick together when I eat fibre-glass?

DarthTyrannausarus
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Because pie is very good with wipped cream.

Why are apples blue?

PixelDude
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Apples aren't blue. Not unless you sing to them.

Can goats grow mustaches?

Gogotank
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Yes, and then they go into a magical world to defeat a gigantic dinosaur thing and save a princess.

What is red?

snjezana_hadzic
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A red is mother of blue's cousin.

What is black drink that wets you when you drink it? :P

evilsweetblock
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... wot?
It must clearly be bejeeblu, the magical drink that never ever gets drunk!

What is the color of bejeeblu?
*hint hint, Bold Italics*

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