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Kylelolcat
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Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: 100% unstable
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical: TNWNN, CommanderDude7, Nicholas98, Darkfire45
Dead: rick073
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 290,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $62,100 ($20,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: FAILED

Defense force:
0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
0/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
0/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
0/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
0/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
0/40 Trolls (Flamer)
0/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
0 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
0/20 Spiders (Demonic)
0/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
0/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
0/30 Jedi (Knights)
0/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
0/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (12,500 HP)

Well, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.

SO GET MOVING, MAGGOTS!

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tom0000009
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"waves my ghost hand"

Bye! Thanks for reviving me every time sonic killed me!

Chryosten
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I take out a dagger and backstab Vagineer. Next I switch to a flaming sword and slice him with it. Now I stab him with the sword and move away. Now I use Fire Dragon's Iron Fist which lights one of my fists on fire and then punches my opponent.

GeminiDelta
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*Stops abruptly* Did rick just...care...? AWWEH WHAT TEH HELLZ *bro-hugs rick and grabs an avenger minigun* JUST FOR YOU BRO! *Face changes from forever alone to Trollface*

Gerald unquits, tackling the Vagineer off of TNWNN and blasting it point-blank with the minigun! "Mmm...swiss." He then puts on a red headband and jumps into the sewers to investigate just what's lurking in there. After reloading the minigun of course.

CommanderDude7
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Toss jarate at that wanker of a Snyphurr.

Garriss
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DIDNT SEE THAT LOL

sonicheroes95
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... if you're gonna reference naruto, i'll be happy to oblige you.

rick073
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:3

i take a sniper rifle and have a sniper duel with the snyphurr

GeminiDelta
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Talking to me, sonic? I was referencing Rambo...here, have this. *Tosses sonic a sitar whilst investigating the sewers* Take it!

sonicheroes95
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*grabs the sitar and grins* i love a good round of music.

Kylelolcat
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Wave 7- GMonster Mash
Enemies:
Painis Cupcake(30,000 HP)
Weaselcake (25,000 HP)
Pygas (40,000 HP)
Snyphurr (33,000 HP)
Vagineer (13,000 BP)
Heavydile (15,000 HP)
Sewer Medic (10,000 HP)
Knivehand (4500 HP)
Scombine (7000 HP)
Garriss (1 HP)
Progress:
Status:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: TheNameWithNoNumbers
Critical:
Dead:
Epic Dead: tom0000009
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa, GeminiDelta
Irradiated to Goo(banned):
In the Paradise Dimension:

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $92,100 ($10,000 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $15,000

Defense force:
2/20 Tanks
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Attacking force:
2/20 Goliaths
60/100 Riflemen (Marxman)
8/20 Trolls (N00B)
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
52 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
40/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
Support Force:
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.15 Xenotank (40,000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (20,000 HP)
Lv.4 RED Team APC (40,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Dalta Commander Suit (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Gama Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.1 Super Soldier (20,000 HP)

@GeminiDelta: Derp, I forgot to love and tolerate. You tackle the Vagineer, annoying it as you jump down the sewer! When you go down you hear "GET OUT OF MY SEWER!".

@sonicheroes95: Sure. You leave him almost dead but wake him up. However, his posts are still cancelled from wake-up derp.

@Darkfire45: You try to slash Vagi, dealing 2000 damage, but he launches his fist at you and punches you away.

@CommanderDude7: You throw piss at Snyphurr, and all of a sudden Weaselcake appears!

"I'm Weaselcake."

@rick073: The Snyphurr cannot sniper duel, but it does float right in front of you.

Painis sneaks up to sonicheroes95!
"I am Painis Cupcake!"

Vagi contunues to try and eat TNWNN!

sonicheroes95
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"name's Talow. now dance ****er dance." i proceed to play this song on the sitar, blasting Painis Cupcake with fire to the beat.

GeminiDelta
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"Much obliged sewer freak!" Gerald hops out of the sewers, throws a grenade down and shuts the manhole. *BOOM*

Now, upgrade those trolls to Flamer and buy...Axemen! We need close-range attackers. Also send super soldier to battle Heavydile!

GeminiDelta
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(Just to make something clear, when I tackled Vagi, I tackled him down the sewer WITH me. so that grenade hurt them both. :P)

CommanderDude7
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I go Tomislav-Sandvich-GRU and trolololol attack Weaselcake

rick073
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i stab garriss in the neck. if that doesnt work, i plant C4 on his body. if THAT doesnt work... ummm... then i go try and kill the snyphurr

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