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Hey you scratched the paint on my android body! Grr, I force you to watch this whole video

ok then watch this.

I force BOTH OF YOU TO STFU AND HELP FIX REALITY. TOM, STOP SCREWING UP REALITY BY OPENING PORTALS. DON'T MAKE ME THINK YOU HAVE A MENTAL ILLNESS. RICK, STOP IT WITH THE LAME COMBO CHAINS. I CAN DO WAY BETTER THAN YOU. SPAR NAO BEETCH. *Drags rick to arena*

I trade 7 earbuds for a golden wrench and give that to the engie.

"Oi! Electric Elemental Buggers! Power that cannon to shoot that magic fings into the wall!"
I shout at the electric elementals, and watch Gemini drag Rick to the arena.
"Bloody Blokes."

(Oh, and imagine my voice as the Chimbley Sweep in This
Video. **** YEAH LAW OF TALOS. I feel like my Character getting a broom now)

...is me, CD7, and GeminiDelta the only sane ones here?

I cannot vouch for my own sanity...*Tosses The Chimney Sweep With No Numbers, or TCSWNN, a platinum, diamond-encrusted broom* Do not ask who I robbed to get this.

Who did you rob to get this?

"P'r'aps you-"
I get hit in the head with the 60-pound broom. "OI! Why'd ya' hit me in the bloody head with that broom!? I'm not feelin' well either!"
I rub my head. "So, you bloody Electric Blokes! Feul that cannon so it can fire on that bloody reality fing!" I pick up the broom. "Surely this useless fing carries a weaponry value!"

Tom: Bill gates.
TCSWNN: It's 15 pounds because it's hollow platinum, and I didn't hit you, I tossed it to you. "It is not useless! It cleans chimneys much more efficiently than any other chimney sweeping broom! I am insulted!" Gerald points at his mansion in Lolcatia. "Now, you can keep the thing if you clean my chimney."

Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: Repaired!
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: TheNameWithNoNumbers
Critical:
Dead:
Epic Dead: tom0000009
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):
In the Paradise Dimension:

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $82,100 ($10,000 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $15,000

Defense force:
2/20 Tanks
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
2/20 Goliaths
60/100 Riflemen (Marxman)
8/20 Trolls (N00B)
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
52 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
40/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
Support Force:
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.15 Xenotank (40,000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (20,000 HP)
Lv.4 RED Team APC (40,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Dalta Commander Suit (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Gama Commander Suit (30,000 HP)

@rick073: You buy back the tanks and goliaths you lost!

@tom0000009: You damage reality by 10%...again...and then you somehow fix reality by drawing reality onto yourself with the broken device! However, you did just get killed AND your body parts have been scattered across five different dimensions.

@rick073: You criticalled him before he done broke reality.

Hostiles incoming, please stand by.

Aww.. oh well, at least my finger made it to the idiot realm and is now being worshiped.

Aww.. oh well, at least my finger made it to the idiot realm and is now being worshiped.

Why the **** DID I GET SKIPPED?! Gerald warps across dimensions to gather up tom's retarded body parts. He returns and dumps them into a garbage bin. "He'd probably blow us up if he stayed alive."