How often do I make science jokes? - Periodically.
Why have an IPhone made from protons?
Its always charged.
Love those two! Thanks guys for bringing back life into this forum ;)
A nice one I found about Software developers:
Sofware developers are muche the same as drug dealers. They have so much in common:
-They refer to their clients as "users"
-"The first one's free!" / "Download a free trial version..."
-They have important South-East Asian connections (one to help move the stuff, the other one to do the debugging)
-They have a strange jargon: "Stick","Rock" ,"Dime bag","E" as well as "SCSI,"RTFM", "Java","ISDN".
-They realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
-Their jobs are assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent mixes, respectively newer, faster machines.
-Often seen in the company of rich people (pimps and hustlers vs. marketing people and venture capitalists)
-Their product causes unhealthy addictions (if you're not sure about the software developers, think of DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem)
-Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you. - Software developer can't compete with that, ****! ****! ****!!!
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