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Posted Dec 21, '12 at 6:33pm

yourawesomeness

yourawesomeness

118 posts

the name's bond.
ionic bond.
taken, not shared.
(name's Bond.
James Bond,
shaken, not stirred)

 

Posted Dec 29, '12 at 2:11pm

winmaster1

winmaster1

649 posts

Sound travels faster in:

a)metal
b)wood
c)Sir Winmaster1

Answer:[i]metal

 

Posted Dec 30, '12 at 2:27am

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

10,100 posts

Sound travels faster in:

a)metal
b)wood
c)Sir Winmaster1

Answer:[i]metal


Were you trying to make a pun between metal music and metal?
 

Posted Dec 30, '12 at 8:13am

Possum9

Possum9

72 posts

'Found some Uranium!!!!!'

'Who's Ranium?'

 

Posted Dec 30, '12 at 12:58pm

Mosi91

Mosi91

70 posts

How often do I make science jokes? - Periodically.


Why have an IPhone made from protons?
Its always charged.


Love those two! Thanks guys for bringing back life into this forum

A nice one I found about Software developers:
Sofware developers are muche the same as drug dealers. They have so much in common:
-They refer to their clients as "users"
-"The first one's free!" / "Download a free trial version..."
-They have important South-East Asian connections (one to help move the stuff, the other one to do the debugging)
-They have a strange jargon: "Stick","Rock" ,"Dime bag","E" as well as "SCSI,"RTFM", "Java","ISDN".
-They realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
-Their jobs are assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent mixes, respectively newer, faster machines.
-Often seen in the company of rich people (pimps and hustlers vs. marketing people and venture capitalists)
-Their product causes unhealthy addictions (if you're not sure about the software developers, think of DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem)
-Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you. - Software developer can't compete with that, ****! ****! ****!!!
 
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