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PerryKid
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I would tell you a good chemistry joke, but all of the ones that I had ARGON.

Feel free to post some more.

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feedback123
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Want to hear a joke about Potassium?
K.

ironblade41
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What is the most magical metal?




Morgan le Fe [iron(blade41)]

Dragonlord4
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I can't stop laughing. As a Science major, I appreciate what you're doing here.

killersup10
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The jokes i find the most funny are the barium ones never thought of something like that XD


Oh, somebody is being a ***** ( Bi)? When you kill them what do you do? Bury-them. Barium. Blame the teacher.
yourawesomeness
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the name's bond.
ionic bond.
taken, not shared.
(name's Bond.
James Bond,
shaken, not stirred)

winmaster1
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Sound travels faster in:

a)metal
b)wood
c)Sir Winmaster1

Answer:[i]metal

pangtongshu
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Sound travels faster in:

a)metal
b)wood
c)Sir Winmaster1

Answer:[i]metal


Were you trying to make a pun between metal music and metal?
Possum9
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'Found some Uranium!!!!!'

'Who's Ranium?'

Mosi91
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How often do I make science jokes? - Periodically.


Why have an IPhone made from protons?
Its always charged.


Love those two! Thanks guys for bringing back life into this forum

A nice one I found about Software developers:
Sofware developers are muche the same as drug dealers. They have so much in common:
-They refer to their clients as "users"
-"The first one's free!" / "Download a free trial version..."
-They have important South-East Asian connections (one to help move the stuff, the other one to do the debugging)
-They have a strange jargon: "Stick","Rock" ,"Dime bag","E" as well as "SCSI,"RTFM", "Java","ISDN".
-They realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
-Their jobs are assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent mixes, respectively newer, faster machines.
-Often seen in the company of rich people (pimps and hustlers vs. marketing people and venture capitalists)
-Their product causes unhealthy addictions (if you're not sure about the software developers, think of DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem)
-Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you. - Software developer can't compete with that, ****! ****! ****!!!
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