This is a long one by Kurt Vonnegut about suing the tobacco company.
"I've been smoking Pall Mall unfiltered cigarettes since I was 12 or 14. So I'm going to sue the Brown & Williamson Tobacco Company, who manufactured them. And do you know why? Because I'm 83 years old. The lying bastards! On the package Brown & Williamson promised to kill me."
"Man's education is never complete. While you live, you learn." -John Laws
"It's stupid to think everybody hates you. Not everybody knows you" -John Laws
"You know what I think is just pathetic and gay, when niggas speculate what Pac would say. You don't know shit about a dead man's perspective, and talking shit will get your neck bone disconnected." -Immortal technique is a legend...
"The idea is not to avoid death, but to enjoy life"-John Laws
Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one. -Friedrich Nietzsche
Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. -Friedrich Nietzsche
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. -Friedrich Nietzsche
It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen. -Alex DeLarge
Ok mine is actually more of a story. Winston Churchill was at a party. A woman came up to him and said "Mr. Churchill your drunk!" And he said, "And you are ugly, but in the morning, I will be sober." KING