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Okay, to start things off: DO NOT BE OFFENDED BY THIS! This was only made as a joke. I was in school today, I had three free periods, and I started writing this.
This religion was founded by Jheybuz Crunch.
Jheybuz Crunch is one of the holy three-some, which include: Casper the holy ghost. Jheybuz Crunch and Big Daddy.
The 10 commandments:-
1. Thoust shall always pray tomorrow.
2. Thoust shalt always fast from foods and drinks yesterday.
3. Thou shalt read the holy babble every Tuesday, 29th of February unless it is a school or work day.
4. Thou shall play games on AG for 269.4888888 minutes a day (do the math.)
5. Always leaveth work until the last minute before the due date.
6. Thou shall kill Breakfasterians at sight. In any manner that pleases you (try to be creative.)
7. Thou shall not harm a fellow Crunchian.
8. Thou shall not eat lumps of human faeces.
9. Thou shall peel off the faces of actors who act in Shakespeare's plays with broken glass.
10. Chuck Norris. Enough said.
If you are a Crunchian, you should always remember to address me as 'High Crunchess Skyla'... I suppose 'Queen of the Universe will do, too.
Join Crunchianity now. Enjoy the eternal bliss eating crunchy cookies.
The Devil of soft, chewy cookies is trying to sway your mind. Until you are clean and pure of sin, you may not enter the Church of Crunchianity. Begone! Soggy cookie-eating sinner!
The Devil of soft, chewy cookies is trying to sway your mind. Until you are clean and pure of sin, you may not enter the Church of Crunchianity. Begone! Soggy cookie-eating sinner!
mmm cookie is tempting... oh so tempting... my will to give in is dwindling... oh noes cookie here i come!!!
*Shunned*
*Sob*
*tear*
*sob some more*
*Lays down sword... admits defeat* It was not meant to be... oh noes
