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Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: I have a goldfish.
Girl: What?
Guy: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
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Guy: Do you have any raisins? No? How bout a date?
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Guy: Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Shall I call you or nudge you?

It says pick up line Ernie, not potential-**** line. But that's a good one.

guy: "how much does a polarbear weigh?"
girl: "i do not know, how much?"
guy: "enough to break the ice. hi i am (insert your name here)."

The difference is, my pickup lines work every time.

If you were a Pokemon... I'd choose you. >

Massive LOL. I love threads like this. Good going guys.
Try this one: Your eyes are like a blue lagoon inviting me to take a swim.
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A black hole is nothing compared to your attraction.

I'm eating skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?

*singing*Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
I've got a gun
*stop singing* now get the f*** in the van.
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Works like a charm.
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"Girl do you have a soccer team in your butt cauz your booty is kickin!"
I know I stole it from a YouTube video, calm down.
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"I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?"
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"what has 180 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper"

if you were a booger i'd pick you first

no girl wants a guy to call them a booger

Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

*singing*Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
I've got a gun
*stop singing* now get the f*** in the van.

Watching "how i met you're mother" always works.
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Requires wingman
* wingmans approach girl* Hi have you met >insert name here<?
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if the girl is wearing a lai this may work
"So, what does it take to get LAId around here?
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At a costume party wear a devil costume
"Bla bla bla bla bla"
"Well, I'm horny *point at horns*"

You must be a cop cause' you got fine written all over you.

>_<

if you were a booger id pick you first
did you fart cause you blew me away

Boy: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Girl: No, its hot in here.
Boy: I BET its hot in there!