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Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

I must be really heavy, because I think I just broke the ice!

girl, my love for you is like diarea i just cant hold it in

I think the most famous one ever would be: Did it hurt? {Did what hurt?} When you fell from heaven.

My personal favorite: Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

There's a thread for that already.

Are you from Tennessee cause your the only ten I see!

Were your parents retarded? Because you sure are special!
Its awful, but when i first heard it i died laughing.

Are you a sergeant? Because you just made made my private rank up.

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You guys are so lucky I couldn't find a picture of a pickup truck with lines of cheese painted on it.

There's a thread for that already.

Links, or it didn't happen.

I found Lame Pickup Lines on page 28 of the Tavern, and it's been locked since March 1. Since this one is more of a remake of an older thread than a duplicate, posting here is fine.

On topic: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I found Lame Pickup Lines on page 28

To a girl named summer,

It's hot in here...Must be Summer.
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Oh no, i forgot my number...Can i have yours?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

If this were a meat market you'd be prime rib.

Girl: what does that sandwich taste like
Boy: s3x you want to have some.

These you use in math class
Boy:Hey i missing a number
Girl:What number
Boy:Yours

Boy:I seem to missing a number in this probem
Girl:what number
Boy:yours.


Yes they are almost the same the first one you use when the teachers gives out problem numbers for homework.
These work i got a girls number by using the 2nd one. Try not to use the fist line about the sandwhich if you dont want to be labled a creep.(i never used it)

Also try
Hey you look fimilar
I do
Yeah you look like my future girl friend