i took her to the beach and she drank some seawater. the next thing i know shes pooping like a shotgun. it was spraying projectiles all over the beach it took a garbage bag to pick it all up
One time when I was in first grade, my golden retriever puppy ate a long, black dress sock. We were scooping poop out in the yard and found a long, disgusting, wrinkled turd. It turned out to be one of my dad's socks.
When I was younger, I used to spend 18 hours playing a game and eating chips. One day, I needed to poop badly but I was constipated so I ended up spending 45 minutes on the toilet bowl and my poop was as big and as a large as a tomato juice can. I felt like I was ***** by a giant dude! :O