Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia! Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread): Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: Weather: Sunny and clear Time: Midday
I send 25 undead rifle men to guard the pillars and I take the other 25 to take me to the necropolis and on the way I stop at any graveyards along the way and create random zombies.
I upgrade all of my units and Heroes to be Blood Arcana, making them bloodthirsty and a connection like an Empathy Link. I also start summoning a huge Blood Arcana Spire. It would increase my power greatly while collecting blood from the dead so I won't run out.
Well then, lets complete the cyber riflemen army! I continue consuming every living lolcatian around me. My troops will work on killing the remaining defending troops.
But I also ok with doing chemical alchemy because alchemy is alchemy and when I say alchemy I mean any kind that exists in the human and fantasy realms. Exept human transmutation.
Speaking of chemistry I make some explosive chemestry bombs and throw them at Lolcatia
Divinities(Users who run the thread): Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element) Darkfire45(Dark) DarthNerd(Ice) Mechninja (Electricity) LeonKP (Light and Dark) gamermartin(Necromancy) Alexandra222(Alchemy) taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element) Garriss(Blood Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Defenders: yako242 Yoyo141
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: Weather: Blizzard Time: Evening Temperature: Freezing cold
@sonicheroes95: You blow up two kittehs with each other as Pinkamena proceeds to torture another one.
@ArtyWng: You make more elemental corpses.
@gamermartin: You begin moving to the necropolis, but you're at your maximum on raised zombies.
@Darkfire45: You control 10 siege tanks and deal 100,000 damage to Lolcatia with them before destroying them and bringing back your minions.
@Garriss: you can make the spire right next to the necrospire, but changing your heroes may be a very bad idea.
@tom0000009: Your troops can't get around your giant biomech as you start consuming poor citizens. Also, you start making 20 Riflemen a turn.
@Alexandra222: You make some bombs and deal 10,000 explosive damage by blowing up random buildings. You also barely miss tom's biomech.
@rick073: Fluttershy now has a guard as she is dropped into Lolcatia. Thankfully, marines are trained to resist things like fear and massive quantities of cute. Personally, I would send two medics just to be safe, but that's just me.
@ArtyWng: You blow up another siege tank with your rockets.
@tom0000009: Well, you could if it hadn't digested by now.
I consume citizens in another part of lolcatia so my troops can get pass me and kill the remaining troops. I send my riflemen to take over lolcatia's war factory. If they don't have a war factory, then take over a factory that I can make into a war factory. I have 40 of my worker drones continue making cyber riflemen and the rest work on Darkmech Beta.
