Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia! Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread): Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: Weather: Sunny and clear Time: Midday
I make my way to the fountain with my golem following me, the golem then proceeds to stomp and crush a smaller demon. If no other interruptions occur, I drink from the fountain and dip my staff for extra power. If I am successful, I have Blood Arcane, a mixture of Arcana Magic and Chaos/Death Faction. One of the most destructive Magical Mixture.
Wait, I never said I would devour anybody, I said That they were attacking and devouring along side with me! It would of helped if you mentioned it. You also ignored my shadow drone construction request > You owe me 2 turns because of that mess up, and I'll use those 2 turns to increase my worker drone count, to perform my attack the way I intended it to be done for the first owed turn! For the second, I file a complaint to Divinities co about your fail!
Oh well, Me and my squad of goliaths (I am a goliath!) Go attack. Then my scientists open up the portal to xen and a bunch of headcrabs and antloins come out hopefully
Divinities(Users who run the thread): Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element) Darkfire45(Dark) DarthNerd(Ice) Mechninja (Electricity) LeonKP (Light and Dark) gamermartin(Necromancy) Alexandra222(Alchemy) taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element) Garriss(Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Defenders: yako242 Yoyo141
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: Weather: Blizzard Time: Afternoon Temperature: Freezing cold
@sonicheroes95: Pinkamena begins slowly torturing the sumo kittehs as you realize that you do not have Sonic Blade or Dark barrage at the moment.
@gamermartin: Um...you never decided which half to make builders.
@rick073: There's a drop pod free, but the laser turrets will shoot it out of the air as soon as it passes out of the battlecruiser's defense matrix if you drop it too close to the city.
@Garriss: A voice enters your head, warning you that the power of Blood Arcana can be damaging to the user. The staff, however, is fine to be dipped right in there and the crystal turns a bloody red.
@tom0000009: Well, I talked with the other divinities, and they understand that what I did was a perfectly executed twist of wording. Here is what you said:
continue devouring the defenders alongside my Biodrones and guard
.
Which can mean:
"I eat my completely expendable Biodrones and my Darkbot Guard to gain levels"
or
"I devour my foes and so do my Biodrones and Darkbot Guard"
So, because the Guard cannot eat defenders (That and I felt like being a ****), I chose the former. however, I will give you ten free biodrones compensation under guise that the drones built them. As for the Shadowbots, the Zazakat Unichotzhat did not want to waste materials for a pointless upgrade. However, you yourself deal 100,000 damage to Lolcatia.
@evilsweetblock: Antlions came from Xen? Huh, you learn something new every day. Whatever, your Goliaths do 1000 damage to the wall rubble and the portal will take two turns and will probably get those scientists killed.
@#$% I lost my guard because I forgot about logic in that one post... Well could I possibly extract my guard's essence from the biodmech and rebuild it? Anyways, I stop attacking the wall and focus more on attacking the defending troops and devouring them. My biodrones and robot unicorn riders(change their name to dark riders, its easier to remember) will fight to secure the part of the wall with the hole in it so my armies have a path into the city. My worker drones will on cyber riflemen.
"So, Fluttershy, it appears you'll be on this ship for a while longer until we can get the Nimbus to a safer location." Commit all the ATS turrets to attacking the laser turrets while maneuvering the battlecruiser to a location further away from the city
Fluttershy? Pinkie Pie? Why all the MLP references?
I learn some eastern alchemy which is a type of healing alchemy where you somehow use a transmutation circle, 5 kunai and turn an injury back into it's origional state.
I don't watch a lot of fullmetal alchemist brotherhood so I might be wrong.
"I DON'T CARE, I WANT POWER TO RULE" Oh no. I'm too far gone in insanity for power. I drink from the fountain using my hands as a cup. Either I go more crazy or become injured. If this is successful I either become powerful to summon giant Arcana Demons or go completely mad and go against everybody, I will also have a purple eye on the right and a red on on my left. Both of them are flaming.
I turn the half that was killing people into builders then command them to build me some magical pillars to strenghten my necromancy and then I study some more necromancy.
Divinities(Users who run the thread): Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element) Darkfire45(Dark) DarthNerd(Ice) Mechninja (Electricity) LeonKP (Light and Dark) gamermartin(Necromancy) Alexandra222(Alchemy) taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element) Garriss(Blood Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Defenders: yako242 Yoyo141
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: Weather: Blizzard Time: Evening Temperature: Freezing cold
@sonicheroes95: You split apart a sumo kitteh! As for Pinkie...well, cupcakes.
@tom0000009: The worker drones will have the riflemen developed by next turn if they use their whole workforce. You continue eating the helpless citizens of Lolcatia due to them being the closest available food.
@rick073: Thankfully, laser batteries are highly volatile and very little fires is needed to take down a tower. You manage to retreat to destroy all five laser towers! You may want to give the poor pony either some backup or a way to defend herself before she goes down, though.
@Garriss: Well, you manage to control the power of the fountain, allowing you to now summon Arcane Demons and other high-level arcane abominations using your own blood as fuel!
@Alexandra222: See, as far as I can tell, there's at least three bronies in this thread and that's good enough for me. Really, you may as well be asking what's with all the Starcraft references.
Healing alchemy was already covered in your basic learning of alchemy, but that was more potions than that, so you learn how to make healing circles.
@gamermartin: You make 50 undead riflemen into builders and they begin constructing pillars. You begin delving deeper into necrotic tomes, and it becomes clear you may need to visit a necropolis to really understand the power of death.
@ArtyWng: Good idea! You take out an Ice elemental while the Soldiers take out the rest.
