ForumsThe Tavernif a dragon knocked on your front door, what would you do?

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ThunderHawk17
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Nomad

just type it down for us to see, heck turn it into a story.

just thought there should by something fun to read for everyone else.
just to clarify its a dwarf dragon 8-12 ft long and its starving but friendly (it won't try to eat you) NO charecters from games and try to keep it original.

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KrissBoiixP
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Nomad

I would get scared and run like mad 0_o

soccerdude2
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I would go to the store flying on its back and buy it some nice yummy steaks. The manager would give me a generous discount because of the strong intimidation factor from the dragon. Then I would have it breathe fire on the steaks and cook them. We would have a feast together. Then It would be my pet and we'd go on lots of adventurous journeys and eat nice food that is discounted.

wert499
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Nomad

I would say "Hello, come on in, would you like some food? Yes? What kind of food would you like?" I would be kind.

Fs97
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Nomad

I would Fus-Ro-Dah it dragonborn style and stab it with my little brother's toy sword.

Jacen96
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Bard

depends on what kind of dragon it is, because if is a dragon like say, Smaug, i would destroy, or die trying. however if it were a dragon like those in the inheritance cycle, i would welcome it in and TRY to find enough food to feed it.

Ernie15
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Bard

I wouldn't let him in. He's probably a solicitor.

dragonhunter422
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Nomad

hunt it!

lozerfac3
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Farmer

I would ask who it is first. If it can talk it would probably say, "I'm a dragon and I'm hungry." Then I'd run away from the door and ignore it forever. How can you trust some one who says they're a dragon?

EnterOrion
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He's hungry? So am I.

spikeabc
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Jester

i would invite him to outbacks and buy him a steak dinner.

WHY NOT?

kevin8ye
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Nomad

i would call 1800-DRAGONSLAYER

PurpleSquishy
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Shepherd

Throw him/her a BBQ and have a wicked party. Then ask him/her to stay forever.

jt25rox
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jt25rox
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Peasant

is he a johova witness?

xNightwish
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Nomad

If that happened I would go to my room. Lie on bed and start worrying that I'm mentally ill

Skeleton_Pilot
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Blacksmith

Well, I'd answer the door for him! If he was a mean dragon, he'd have burned my door down and eaten me rather than just knocked on it!

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