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Oh um, you spelled Physics wrong. And I didn't know trolls used these. I thought they just liked messing with people. I didn't know it was a art form!

You're on a very small planet, a dead star, which has a gravitational strength of Earth. Your arch-enemy is right behind you, but your separated by an iron wall. You have a pistol. How to kill your enemy without alerting him to your coming?
Fire ahead at eye level. The bullet will stay level and hit your enemy in the head.

Oh um, you spelled Physics wrong. And I didn't know trolls used these. I thought they just liked messing with people. I didn't know it was a art form!

Here's a troll logic related to math:

Proof that Pi = 4:

1) Draw a circle of diameter 1.
2) Draw a square around the circle. Its perimeter is 4.
3) Cut corners off the square without going inside the circle. The perimeter is still 4.
4) Cut more corners off the square. The perimeter is still 4.
5) Repeat to infinity, and the perimeter is always 4.
6) The square with all the corners cut off will eventually become a circle. Therefore, Pi = 4.

Error: The square will never become a circle because it will always have corners sticking out when zoomed in enough. Therefore, the proof is troll logic and incorrect. Therefore, Pi =/= 4.

Being a troll is easy.
All you have to do is

^^I actually tried to read that... couldn't.

^^I actually tried to read that... couldn't.

make sure you have amazing eyesight so that you can read super tiny stuff.

anyway, my turn. the sea is blue. the sky is blue. the sea is also made of water, so there for, the sky is made of water.

Someone showed me a proof that one equals two. I'll try to remember it for this thread's sake.

a=b (Given)

ab=b^2 (Multiply by b)

ab-a^2=b^2-a^2 (Subtract a^2 from both sides)

a(b-a)=(b+a)(b-a) (Factoring both sides)

a=b+a [Divide both sides by (b-a)]

a=a+a (Using a=b)

a=2a (Simplifying)

1=2 (Divide both sides by 2)

See if you can find the invalid step, or even figure out why it is invalid. I got both a few years ago so it shouldn't be too hard ;D

@soccerdude2: Your error is in dividing both sides by (b-a). Since b = a, b-a = 0. Therefore, that step is invalid because it is division by 0. Also, the last step is dividing by a, not 2.

b-a = 0

the sea is blue. the sky is blue. the sea is also made of water, so there for, the sky is made of water.

If you are what you eat, then eating tons of spaghetti will give you a 10-foot d1ck.

PROBLEM?

If you are what you eat, then eating tons of spaghetti will give you a 10-foot d1ck.

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