Let's lift the mood around here! What made you laugh today? I don't just mean something that amused you or made you smile. I'm talking about actual laughs here people!
I'll go first. I was visiting a friend who is recovering from surgery. When the pain gets bad he can take some pills that get rid of it. They also get him high. We were watching a movie and he randomly calls me Bubba (My name is Alex btw). He then starts giggling and spends the next minute saying Bubba over and over as fast as he can.
The ad at the top of my page made me laugh. Like actually laugh, which is pretty rare for me.
The ad is for seniormeet.com, and it keeps showing pictures and links to profiles of men over 50, which is pretty funny when they're trying to look attractive in their profile pictures.
I'm borrowing someone else's laptop, and it's making me wonder what the hell they've been searching for that's led an ad like that to continue to pop up at the top of my page. Especially since the owner of this laptop from whom I am borrowing it is a man under the age of 30.
One of my family's friends said that he woke up with a bunch of chest pain, and that he A) was having a heart attack, B) strained his muscles, or C) had an alien parasite eating him from the inside out.
There's this one show called Hot and Fluffy, and at one part he says: "These Iraqi are the most dangerous creatures on the Earth, one push of a button and they could explode.... I think I'm going to poke it with a stick...... (Starts running away yelling) " Ahhhhh it's angry, it's angry!!!" Pretty funny if you watch it.
So every week I go with some of my friend and run around the local park, so after the run this guy comes up to my group and saysâ¦
Guy: So what yall young gentle men doing here? Me: We are running at the park to get in shape Guy: Thatâs good man, Iâm running to but I run without a shirt on everybody be lookin at me like I be crazy!
Friend: nice tattoo (it was a fist full of hundred dollar bills tattooed on his chest looked kinda weird XD)
Guy: Thanks man, yeah man everybody be lookin at me like Iâm nuts! Yeah man like mr T says if ya aint got nothin to say then donât say it!
ok... i have another one yesterday my pot head friend was coming down off his high and we were sitting out side and his lil sister said im bored! then he said well im pregnant! then he said we should replace the word bored with pregnant so when ever were bored we can say hey man im really pregnant, lets go do somthing was kinda funny XD
