Let's lift the mood around here! What made you laugh today? I don't just mean something that amused you or made you smile. I'm talking about actual laughs here people!
I'll go first. I was visiting a friend who is recovering from surgery. When the pain gets bad he can take some pills that get rid of it. They also get him high. We were watching a movie and he randomly calls me Bubba (My name is Alex btw). He then starts giggling and spends the next minute saying Bubba over and over as fast as he can.
I remember back in middle school me and my friend were going home he wanted to race me to the bus and we started running out of the corner of my eye the principle was standing there looking close to use i slowed down and walked regularly my friend keep running then the principle caught him and he had to wait for all the other students to load the buses i was laughing all the way home XD
i'm not going entirely for today in this one but anyway. ok so in my box in my Gmail account, i have gotten spam Emails from like black people meet (i'm white, really really white) so putting all of those together, i am black, asian, jewish, and a senior, yep pretty epic
(i'm white, really really white) so putting all of those together, i am black, asian, jewish, and a senior, yep pretty epic
~manly man
I am not trying to be mean or anything...but I got an Asian People Meet in my inbox so I junked it and blocked the sender. About 5 minutes later I get another Asian People Meet!
I've come across this ad on multiple occasions, and I can't help but wonder who's idea it was to, instead of use a real baby to attract potential applicants, draw the most evil-looking baby you could possibly imagine.
Seriously, Stewie never had anything on this kid:
I've never wanted to be a social worker less in my life.
in chess my king got taken by a freaking PAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The king doesn't get taken. You can checkmate him, but if he gets taken you should probably ask your opponent if he knows how to play chess.
This. He spoke the truth and they were speechless.
"I feel uncomfortable with you even staring at me". This is priceless.
I don't know what I was looking for, but I came up with this picture. It is probably the deepest poem that I've read lately. There's such emotion in the words...
I hit my sister in the head with a carton of yogurt which made me chuckle... My sister (who is 4) can's say funk properly, which is really funny when she says it.