Here's a simple word-based game. You state that you are bad with names, can't read, can't spell, or some other excuse. Then you intentionally misread/misspell the above user's username.
Example: Gantic: *makes first post* Player1: I'm terrible with names. Sorry about that, Gatnic. Player2: I'm sorry I misspelled your name, Olayer1. Player3: I'm too tired to read names properly, Potato2. ...and so on.
Since I'm the first post, there's no user above me.
Okay, so your name is spelled, wait, let me see. Okay, um, M-A, uh, wait what is that? A capital i? M-A-I-B-O-C-T? That's not right. You're name isn't Maiboct, is it?
It's easy to lose your glasses if you don't always keep them in the same place. What's hard is remembering everyone's names when they all look the same, StormDragon.