Here's a simple word-based game. You state that you are bad with names, can't read, can't spell, or some other excuse. Then you intentionally misread/misspell the above user's username.
Example: Gantic: *makes first post* Player1: I'm terrible with names. Sorry about that, Gatnic. Player2: I'm sorry I misspelled your name, Olayer1. Player3: I'm too tired to read names properly, Potato2. ...and so on.
Since I'm the first post, there's no user above me.
No richymcricherson, I will not calm down till a get a fortune cookie. Also my life is WAAAAAY better than yours so why would I need to rethink it? *rages and throws coffee table*