Here's a simple word-based game. You state that you are bad with names, can't read, can't spell, or some other excuse. Then you intentionally misread/misspell the above user's username.
Example: Gantic: *makes first post* Player1: I'm terrible with names. Sorry about that, Gatnic. Player2: I'm sorry I misspelled your name, Olayer1. Player3: I'm too tired to read names properly, Potato2. ...and so on.
Since I'm the first post, there's no user above me.
Umm, DR229199, *Catches coffee table* I am Chuck Norris. Rethink your life. Now. Here just to take a cookie, take this one. You left it on my profile ages ago.
Really, rhychyguy? Now your are considering yourself Chuck Norris? Here is the real Chuck Norris, and he's pretty mad for what you said to his best friend...
NuMoreDeath. I think you should just accept the fact that R2's cookies are poisonous, and die. This is why we tell you to NOT eat the cookies, just pass them on to someone else.