A joke or riddle-joke that starts like a standard joke or riddle-joke, but then turns out not to be a joke at all. The surprise element thus becoming the joke.
Yes, there are sites with thousands of anti jokes, but just post some good ones. What happens when you throw a red stone in a green pond? It gets wet. Why did the boy drop his schoolbooks? He got hit by the bus. What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting mauled to death by a rabid tiger.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" What do ducks and elephants have in common? they both say "quack", except the elephant.
i will be honest, i could sit here for hours just rappid fireing them heres a few: why do all people breath? to live what did the mouse say to the elephant? you have big ears. why did the chicken cross the road? so i could floor it and slam into him (thats a real joke, i just wanted some funny) why is there a leap year? because the calandar says so whats the square root of 100? 10 duh why do i like these jokes? because i made them is there any point in continueing? probably not, so im stoping.
Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure!
Why did the hawk say to the rabbit? Nothing because they can't talk, then the hawk ate the rabbit because hawks are birds of prey!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure!
I actually laughed at that one. So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again." A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.
