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misterevil
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I got this idea because on my bus we always tell yo mama jokes. I think its really fun, so I decided to make this post. all you have to do is tell yo mama jokes. alright mine is yo mama so fat that when she went into space NASA declared her a new planet.

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TheMostManlyMan
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Chamberlain

yo mama so fat when she goes in the ocean the whales gather around singing "we are family, even though you're bigger than me"
yo mama so fat she turns a monster truck into a low rider
yo mama so dumb she got trapped in walmart and nearly starved to death
yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
yo mama so old she baby sat yoda

R2D21999
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Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so fat it takes 2 trains and 3 planes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat when she sat in a movie theatre she sat next to everybody.
Yo mama so gassy she blew out the sun.

MachineofLight
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yo mama teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
yo mama so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids she yelled "stop that twinkie"

TheMostManlyMan
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Chamberlain

yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning
yo mama so fat she needs a crane to wipe

R2D21999
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Yo mama so ugly I melted by the look of her.
Yo mama so gassy I lost my sense of smell.

Jacen96
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Bard

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone


These are some really funny ones.

~~~Darth Caedus

Devoidless
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We tend not to allow these sorts of threads because people always let it get out of control after a little bit.

If you want to make a jokes thread, be a little more original/less potentially inflammatory.

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