I got this idea because on my bus we always tell yo mama jokes. I think its really fun, so I decided to make this post. all you have to do is tell yo mama jokes. alright mine is yo mama so fat that when she went into space NASA declared her a new planet.
yo mama so fat when she goes in the ocean the whales gather around singing "we are family, even though you're bigger than me" yo mama so fat she turns a monster truck into a low rider yo mama so dumb she got trapped in walmart and nearly starved to death yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets yo mama so old she baby sat yoda
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore her. Yo mama so fat it takes 2 trains and 3 planes to get on her good side. Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. Yo mama so fat when she sat in a movie theatre she sat next to everybody. Yo mama so gassy she blew out the sun.