You learn something new every day, whether or not you realize it right away. There are no exceptions to this rule.
Today I learned the difference between bowler hats, pork pie hats and fedoras. Before today, they were all just fedoras to me. It never occurred to me that all three of these different hat styles had different names.
I also learned that Roseanne is Jewish, and that gummy shot glasses exist.
It doesn't have to be anything life-changing or significant or anything, just something that you learned. So AG, I ask you now, what did you learn today?
That litter pisses me off. Seriously, on a drive earlier and there was some everywhere I looked. What the hell is wrong with people? Can't you just hold onto it until you find a trash can?
Today I learned why Ernie15 is awesome. I have finally reached enlightenment.
Two things: Don't go outside after a thunderstorm, the air will be full of mosquitos. And this other one's a few days ago, in which you should not take a dare to run around the house three times when there's a tornado watch. Second lap, the clouds opened up and I got soaked in three seconds.
I learned that if you are going to sit on someone's shoes, make sure they won't [accidentaly] kick you into the side of one of those school trash cans. Also, I learned that trashcans with overly large bags that wrinkle on the sides have the wrinkles full of water. I'm definitely washing my hair tonight...