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Skeleton_Pilot
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To exercise my creative mind and to help increase activity in this part of the forums, I'm going to ask an open-ended question or give you guys an open-ended situation every day in the hopes that some of you will come up with answers! =)

Kudos to Ernie for this thread idea, and also for giving me the first question...

What would you do if you woke up one morning and it was 1901?

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Skeleton_Pilot
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And I think we've gotten as far as we're going to get with this one... I'll try and post them more often so people don't lose interest too quickly...

(situation located at bottom of post)

Also, I'll ring doorbells/knock on doors and watch people's reaction when they realise that there's nobody there once they open the door.


Lol... wouldn't they just assume you're playing dingdong-ditch? =P

No, I'd probably just pee in a public urinal and watch people stare in amazement as they watch pee flow by itself out of nowhere.


Congratulations on making me laugh harder than usual! xD

What's the point of asking a question like that if you're just going to rule out everything I would do under those circumstances?


Oh please... you'll find a way to tie an innuendo into it no matter what I ask... =P

Anyway, as I stated at the top of this post, it's time for a new question!

You see a person of the opposite gender (or the same gender, if that's who you are attracted to) whom you find incredibly attractive. You really would like to talk to this person, but you've never met before. You're in a coffee shop. What's your opening line?
Riptizoid101
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"You look like the coffee I just ordered! Tall, hot and strong."

bingu77788
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"You want coffee? You want coffee. Give this attractive lady a coffee. It's on me."

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My opening line would probably be something from Grease...because ladies just love that movie.

After that, I'd follow it up probably with a Whitney Houston song, to show her I'm not only compassionate but also soulful.

Wait...did you mean the other kind of 'opening line'? =o

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her


Wait, your a girl, she's a girl....
Jacen96
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Wait, your a girl, she's a girl....


Actually, pang isn't female, just find his post in the faces of AG thread.

I would just leave her standing there, I have no interest in anyone.

~~~Darth Caedus
Riptizoid101
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Actually, pang isn't female, just find his post in the faces of AG thread.


Why are you trying to trick the newbie? Everybody knows she only posts those as a ruse to confuse the rookies.
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"Hey, I just met you--and this is crazy--but here's my number.... so buy me coffee."

pangtongshu
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Wait, your a girl, she's a girl....


Lesbianism.

Or in other words...check your privileges.

Actually, pang isn't female, just find his post in the faces of AG thread.

Why are you trying to trick the newbie? Everybody knows she only posts those as a ruse to confuse the rookies.


That..and I may or may not have been nervous of admitting I was a female and posted a picture of my friend. The ruse idea is a fun one, too. Let's stick with that one from now on.
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Lesbianism


I don't know why, but I feel like that is misspelled.

That..and I may or may not have been nervous of admitting I was a female and posted a picture of my friend. The ruse idea is a fun one, too. Let's stick with that one from now on.


ok, w/e

~~~Darth Caedus
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"Is that the smell of fresh, roasted coffee beans, or are you just happy to see me?"

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Lol, great stuff you guys! I think I prefer this type of situation to the ones I had been doing before, for those of you who were actually here for that! =P

New situation... similar to the last one, but still different enough!

You see a person of the opposite gender (or the same gender, if that's who you are attracted to) whom you find incredibly attractive. You really would like to talk to this person, but you've never met before. The catch is, you're in a foreign country, and you can't speak a word of this country's native tongue! What do you say or do?

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Oh this one is so obvious.

I speak extremely slow and loud to them. Everyone knows that English becomes understandable by everyone once you do that.

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Create a small mixture of dry ice and water set to go off in ~1 minute, and hand it to her.

Or just what I said last time.

~~~Darth Caedus

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What a flop that was... =/

Seriously, TWO replies?? That's a record low if I ever saw one!

New situation: You've been given a Midas touch, but instead of gold, your fingers can turn anything into a material of your choice. What material would you choose?

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