I think I'm ready for a few undead walkers! Here is what I got:
Beretta 92fs 9mm Ruger Airhawk rifle Chainsaw Toyota 4Runner 4x4 (for running zombies over) Heavy duty ride on lawnmower (for running over and chopping up zombies) Machete Home made machete Large welding torch Steel pipe 6ft. 30lb. steel prying rod Large axe Circular power saw Two large hunting knives Two hatchets 25ft hacksaw for cutting down branches (or zombies) 10-12 gallons of gasoline (and lighter of course!) 10lb Sledgehammer Large pick Lots of big rocks (in the yard) Several large kitchen knives 50+ lbs. of fertilizer Pain thinner (highly flammable) My feet with sturdy boots on them (and my MMA skills)
...So in other words I am 10/10 ready on the readiness scale. I made up none of this.
Although I should label the other stuff I have. I have a couple of frying pans(just smack hard enough), couple of knives, 2 or 3 multi-tools, hammer, screwdrivers(stab their heads maybe), curved lamp(It would kinda work), scissors, and forks.
As you can see I'm not well prepared, I don't even have any long range weapons.