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When you want to shoot myself to get away from the stupid people,You'll have to buy a gun first by, you guessed, going near stupid people!

(Not to insult any gun dealers reading this, but...)

When you have to go near rednecks to get guns to kill yourself to escape them they shoot you when they see you coming for the guns.

when they shoot you when they see you coming for the guns, learn to dodge

You learn to dodge*

When you learn to dodge,they now fire homing bullets.

When rednecks fire homing bullets, the bullets home in on each other.

the bullets home in on each other. they become useless.

When they become useless, Neo stops them in their tracks.

~~~Darth Caedus

When Mr. Anderson stops the bullets for no real reason the rednecks worship him.

When they worship Mr. Anderson he tells them to prepare a whole feast of baloney every Monday.

When he tells them to prepare a whole feast of baloney every Monday, the world runs out of baloney.

When the world runs out of baloney, nobody really cares.

When nobody really cares, terrorists blow up an entire city.

When people cry, their tears fall to the ground.

When their tears fall to the ground, flowers grow from were they landed.

When flowers grow from were they landed, the people are happy.