A normal day in my house. Me: *walks into kitchen at 8 am* Mom: are you hungry? What are you having for breakfast? Me: Im good *grabs whip cream from fridge and pours it into my mouth* So yeah. I do that a lot. And I think most people here know my Mtn Dew/Doritos problem.
I eat anything sweet. Anything. Straight up honey, a spoonful of sugar, whatever. I only do it to raise my blood sugar, though. My mom is super weird. Sometimes she'll take cheez-its and dip them in a big tub of butter.
I love old popcorn. I guess because the butter has had time to really soak in to every kernel.
I have to have a coke everyday, I don't care about my kidneys. Yeah, kidney infections and stones suck eggs, but coke is better, mmhmm. I also need a glass of iced sweet tea everyday, preferrably a gallon.
Lasty and connected to the above, I love to drink out of my moustache. Don't judge me until you can actually grow facial hair and try it. That goes for the ladies too...