Forums → Forum Games → Above user's avatar appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

Offer him a spot of tea?

What is that thing? Well, I doubt it will produce Spectra.

*yawns* Well that was a nice nap. Wait a sec. Where am I? What is this machinery? Who am I?! AAAAAAGH! *runs away screaming*

*Waits for a few moments, while Red regains his memory* Remember now?

OH MY GOD HOW CAN I EVER LIVE WITH MYSELF LIKE THIS? *pant* *pant* I feel dizzy... *falls down*

*Mutters To self* Great, he's going crazy. They all do, in the end. *Picks Red up* Get a grip on yourself!

*exhales* I'm good. I temporarily regained my senses and saw how pathetic I was, but i'm okay now.

You know, I'm not even going to question that. Anyway, have a muffin, it'll make you feel better. *Hands over freshly baked blueberry muffin* Unlike my cupcakes, these are good for you.

Die, muffin! *eats it*

*Note to self* Don't give Red anymore muffins. They seem to draw out a violent quality in him.
*To Red* So, now what?

More death!

I would then pour red paint on you until you'd be a puddle of red instead of splatter of yellow. We can't have this yellow paint ruining the wallpaper!

Red, Snag is the enemy here.

Crickster... He's crazy. He ran outside waving a knife, yelling, "DEATH TO ALL PEGASI!" Or something to that effect. He's not going to listen. Plus, I''m not really that bad. The world needs rainbows, so I need Spectra, and you provide it. You come back to life anyway, not like it causes you any real pain.

I'm just going to sit in the corner sharpening my axe.