Forums → Forum Games → Above user's avatar appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

I drag you outside
Then I let you be eaten
By my two pet dogs.

Haiku

*chewing something*
Thanks for those furry snacks.

*Reaches for object in closet*

Eat lead, big lizard!

*blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam*

Ha.What a bad shot.*fire blast*

Hahahahaha, danwar. I am wearing a fireproof bathrobe!

How much could I sell this white shield with the blue background? I wonder...

What is everybody doing in my bedroom like was there a party scheduled here that I wasn't invited to or somethi- AH SLENDERMAN

Look. A knight. He'll go nicely with my... Collection.

Look! A... Is this a guy or a girl? Hm... I'll just shuffle away awkwardly...

(Well I'm off counting so I'm not around, Snag you are on your own here.)

Get out of my room fox! This isn't your home anymore!

Well, that was a weird influx of creatures. But at least I can sneak past the pun knight. *Sneaks past. Then gets into a long conversation with the princess*

(Time-laps or do you want to play out the scenes?)

(I don't really see the point of playing out the scenes, as it would just be centered on you, more or less. So yes, time lapse)
*Vroop-Vroop* That was more exhausting than I thought. I wonder if JACK is back.

Ah-ha how coincidental that we both finished at the same time! Anyway we should leave now, quickly! *Begins running away from the palace*