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*Runs after JACK* Let me guess... You got noticed.

Maybe! *Starts cleaning the combat knife.* There were more of them then I expected!

So, how many exactly? And I hope you aren't planning on using that.

Swan dive! *starts attacking Snag*

Get away from me! *Fights off the swan* JACK, remember what I said about guns? Remember that.

*Throws away the tissue used for cleaning the blade* From what I could gather there are always 40 on station with the princess with another 80 on hand in strike teams of 10 and are available to be transported to wherever they are needed. They cycle so that half are sleeping while the other half are on duty. A small force but they can fight...

*Swings knife at the swan* I've eaten swan before, it's delicious!

JACK, might I suggest NOT killing things, or even trying to? You've yet to meet some of the scary residents of this universe. I would suggest saving your strength for those.

I've met the Guard and I'm sure they are the best fighters!

Swans don't appreciate being attacked. They panic and bring in a flock to attack.

Oh really? Can they turn you into stone just by looking at you? Do they have three heads? Do they have 7 heads, for that matter? Can they breathe fire? *To Darkfire's post* Gah, these are more annoying than chickens. If I had the Stare... But anyway, JACK, I suggest running.

I am still running!

Well, while we run, can you answer my question?

Ah, one or two seemed to be using fireballs, one had three heads, *pats self* none that saw me can turn you to stone, none had seven from what I could see.

Wow, I didn't think they'd employ creatures like that. Anyway, where are we running?

Back to your factory, I need to set up and gut some defenses set up, if they are as powerful as you make them sound then we'll need some heavy equipment.