Darn it, you figured it out! Now all I have to do is, get that Hawnet and stab you with it so I can claim this bedroom as my own!
Oh, by the way, this is mine, I wear it often when I pretend to be a gentleman, and as you see, I'm the hero who will take goblin out (or orc, either way) from the evil dungeon and clean the dungeon so I can use it....You are the evil goblin king? Am I correct?
Why don't you wear it so that the handle goes in the back and you don't have it right between your eyes like that? That has to be pretty irritating.
Anyways, yeah, I'm the king of the evil goblins and stuff. Also disco. However, you will never get past me, because you are armed only with a ladle, and unless you came her to slay a bowl of chowder, you might as well just turn around and walk out that door (or jump out the window--it's your choice).
Or, if you really want my room, you can wait until September when I go off to college. Then it will be all yours.
Sure, go ahead. It's a mess, as you can see, and my family will probably use it for storage space eventually, but if you want it that badly, it's yours.
For now, though, there's no reason for you to be in my room at this hour.
Wait, Who..uh..are you? I mean, it is pleasure to meet famous actor from the movie Ghost Rider, though this is my bedroom...Mr. Cage, do you need a room?