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What you failed to mention is that you're a robot who has been programmed to never harm organic life.

I can write poetry.

What you failed to mention was that you can't kill worms, everything else is fair game.

I can cook.

What you failed to mention is that though you can cook, the stuff you cook ends up tasting like dirty socks and barf.

I like trains.

What you failed to mention was the fact that recently you married one.

I can fix a television.

What you failed to mention, is that it requires you to perform a blood sacrifice.

I came back!

Not anymore! The beef jerky was actually just a cow who drank too much coffee, and now it's back to grazing. In your house.

I just posted in an RP which isn't on this site!

What you failed to mention is that they all died the moment you came back.

I just hit over 775 view on a story of mine!

(Ok, that's creepy. I'm PLANNING on reading Stephen King. That and Lovecraft makes it a weird coincidence) What you failed to mention, is that you are reading them in Latin.

I've been writing stories! (I actually have been.)

What you failed to mention was that I am the Judge!

I also play the nationstates thing.

What you failed to mention is that the game plays you.

I eat octopus and dog while drinking wine on every other Thursday.

What you failed to mention was that doing that is highly illegal in your part of the world and you are sentenced to be executed.

I am stealing wishes.

(Stealed isn't a word. It's stole)

What you failed to mention was that your wishes were all corrupt.

I broke the world.

What you failed to mention is that you did by creating several paradoxes.

I used a keyboard to type.

What you failed to mention is that it's a broken one.

I just drew a thing!

(How do you know it's broken o.O)
What you failed to mention is that it's so bad you fainted after seeing it.

I derped.