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What you failed to mention was that you derped so hard that you broke the sun.

I fix the sun.

What you failed to mention is that you fixed it by replacing it with the moon.

I just looked directly into the moon.

What you failed to mention is that it was just a sticker on your ceiling.

I just drank a bottle of sparkling ice.

What you failed to mention was that you started choking a few seconds later.

I jumped off a cliff and deployed my parachute.

What you failed to mention was your parachute was a bra like in tom and jerry, thus killing yourself.

I have a billion dollars

What you failed to mention was that your listening to it backwards looking out for messages.

I like milk.

What you failed to mention is only the weirdest kind of milk

I have seventeen lambo's

what you failed to mention is that you're also using facebook

I'm dying slowly everyday

What you failed to mention was that you were referring to your rechargeable battery as you are a robot lion.

I must say I quite enjoy the rain, as long as I can stay inside.

what you failed to mention is that you enjoy the sight of it. not rain itself.

I love to get drunk

What you failed to mention is that you are a super lightweight and even a quart shot is enough to knock you out.

I have to go to work.

what you failed to mention is you're not really working at work.

I made a lighter today with plastic flints and rubber. and diamonds. DIAMONDS.

What you failed to mention that it was a toy.

I ate a cake.

What you failed to mention was that you stole the cake.

I am extremely sorry that I let my RPG die, but I had pressing familial matters to attend to.

What you failed to mention was that you are bringing them back!

I am eating toast.