You are a religiously self improving puppeteer from Belgium with low level narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. You have webbed feet and you like to make outrageous claims like that you invented the question mark. Sometimes you accuse chestnuts of being lazy you have the general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. Your life is typical: you spend summers in Rangoon, most of your money you spend on louge lessons, in the spring you make meat helmets, at the age of 12 you received your first scribe, and at the age of 14 you obtained an Austrian servant named Wilma who ritualisticly shaved your legs.
