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Is my beloved left sock and partner in crime.

Was accidentally created when the Gods were playing cards and were trying to cheat in every way possible.

Has the mind of a serial killer, but enough willpower to not kill people or show his disorder in any way.
Thinks: "KILL KILL KILL let their blood be splilled! MURDER EVERYONE MWUHAHAHA! Where's my chainsaw?!! I am the prince of destruction!!!"
Says: "Two loaves of bread please"

Has a calculator in his mind and can answer any Math question instantly

Is the true leader of North Korea with Kim Jong Un as his puppet.

Is the real calculator in mamibo mind x'D

Is an intelligent Koi carp.

Killed the real mamibo and took his place two months ago.

Has caught a chicken while fishing off the coast of Florida.

Feeds tears of his enemies to his baby Darlene. 😕

Once won a fencing duel with a demon blademaster without unsheathing her sword.

Is possessed by the spirit of a drunken kungfu master.

Is an astronaut whose ship is out of fuel, drifting speedily through space near Pluto. Awaits rescue, but knows his initial speed boost will cast him out of the solar system within a year. Meanwhile, not to lose hope, he spends time on AG forums through his laptop.

Help is on the way, Chryos!

Is a legendary fantasy writer from a faraway land. He studies our life in AG so he can create more fantasy books.

Is the CEO of the Armor Games Skyscraper Company.