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Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

All you have to do is make an insane lie about the person above you.

Example:
Me: *makes thread*
User 1: pees his pants all the time
User 2: failed his last test
User 3: married a donkey
and so on...

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AClSllXVlll
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AClSllXVlll
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Blacksmith

Thinks kiwi fruits are kiwi (bird) eggs.

Saiyoku
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Saiyoku
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Bard

Eats real kiwi birds thinking they're the fruit

AClSllXVlll
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AClSllXVlll
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Blacksmith

Uses real coke bottles as glasses to save money.

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Is slowly devolving back into a fish.

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

Sleeps only once a year!

Saiyoku
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Saiyoku
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Bard

Melts when exposed to rain.

Yellowcat
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Yellowcat
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Treasurer

Doesn't post on forums.

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

Has never completed an AG quest!

Saiyoku
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Saiyoku
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Bard

Coded a Linux distribution from scratch.

Unbl
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Unbl
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Baron

Saiyoku has been banned from a Laser Tag facility, for attempting to use "melee" in real life.

Saiyoku
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Saiyoku
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Bard

Has a crocodile named Danny, who he feeds his cheating exes to.

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

Has given him his crocodile Danny as a late birthday present

MrDayCee
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MrDayCee
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King

Is secretly hunting for crocodiles as a birthday present in the swamps...

Unbl
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Unbl
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Baron

MrDayCee is actually a crocodile, who is being hunted in the swamps.

AClSllXVlll
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AClSllXVlll
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Blacksmith

Eats birthday cakes with the candles still lit.

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