Okay, now my thesis is done, I've thought about it and decided now is a good time as any to work on my verbal skills. The idea is this:
* Give me a topic, and a style (of a person, or the name of a style). I will attempt to write a verse or two accordingly.
* If you could, give me links to the topic and examples of the style.
* No redistribution, please. The verses I write here are mine.
For example, in a previous thread, Klaushouse asked me to do a rap in the style of Kanye West on the topic of Pokemon, so I wrote one that could be rapped to Homecoming.
Man, cholo you got the name but not the game. I got some skills, all you got is a painful trill. and you just keep fallin' on your face. You think you can match my viscous flow? You got no skill, no show. Me and parsat know how to bust some moves but your rap fantasy is never coming true. Your rhymes are forced, your rhythm sucks. You got this far just by luck. RESPECT!
Oh yeah, and one last word. Something that I had to make sure you heard. If your rap is a boat, then it ain't sailin' think of you as the moose and me as Sarah Palin.
I see no flow, its like an open window in the middle of December. Listen to this chant my friends, maybe some day you will remember. Love is limited, diamonds are forever, you're lame, no any fewer, your raps are fresh, strait from the ship under my moose manure.
Your rhymes are more pointless than Palin's foreign policy experience! It pisses me off that you're so relentless. You're one of Rigby's lonely people. But you belong somewhere. . .in a grave under a church steeple!
Wow, that sounds mean. Sowwy if it huwts youw feewings. xD
You think ya cured me, but I'm immune to your vaccine. I'll still kill you, you're too obscene for me to allow to live here. I get that it's a game, one that you lose in. You lose you hard, your rap is just din!
xD I get it. of course.
Word word word. Yo yo yo. yo word word word word yo. RESPECT!
I'm in the rap arena , still haven't seen a person that's ok at best/ With a flex of my chest , I'd have anyone in here shake hands with death/ I'm perfection at its peak when I rest , I hardly speak , but when I do , I make threats that leave you with a limp after holding your breath/ When I take steps , you move back in a sec , messing with me is like messing with grim in the flesh/ I'd turn and person with a pulse into a ghost , as my final quote , think about these lines I wrote , as a death to the rest finer note/
I'm in the rap arena , still haven't seen a person that's ok at best/ With a flex of my chest , I'd have anyone in here shake hands with death/ I'm perfection at its peak when I rest , I hardly speak , but when I do , I make threats that leave you with a limp after holding your breath/ When I take steps , you move back in a sec , messing with me is like messing with grim in the flesh/ I'd turn and person with a pulse into a ghost , as my final quote , think about these lines I wrote , as a death to the rest finer note/
@Blackfang: Can you read? Are you blind? You don't see how we trashed your crime rhymes. I'll be straight and incisive here, rap won't be your career. So don't post any more of your crap and try to pass it off as rap.b
O man, what are you trying to do? Let me tell you little story, go and sit down. You need to learn your place, you can't run the race your in last place can't handel the pace.
Now it started with a zebra, a monkey, and a kangaro. they put your momma in a zoo, and thats were they made you!
