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Strop
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Bard

Okay, now my thesis is done, I've thought about it and decided now is a good time as any to work on my verbal skills. The idea is this:

* Give me a topic, and a style (of a person, or the name of a style). I will attempt to write a verse or two accordingly.

* If you could, give me links to the topic and examples of the style.

* No redistribution, please. The verses I write here are mine.

For example, in a previous thread, Klaushouse asked me to do a rap in the style of Kanye West on the topic of Pokemon, so I wrote one that could be rapped to Homecoming.

Have at it!

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Klaushouse
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It was amazing... O_O

Strop
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Bard

And I've got no other takers ;..;

Just as well, I was wondering whether I'd have to say "Woah woah, don't all volunteer at once" :P

Also: if somebody wants to throw down the gauntlet, you can post your own stuff here and I'll try to cap it

kingofgames
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Farmer

well this sounds like a challenge to THE KINGOFGAMES rap at digimon!! btw can we rap too?

Strop
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Bard

Yeah man, go right ahead. If you wanna rap about digimon, be my guest. Better you than me...while I know a thing or two about pokemon I don't know anything much about digimon :P

GregWeeler
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Ahh, let us see you do a rap about ArmorGames. Any style that you would like to choose.

Devoidless
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Jester

Rap is like angry, random poetry right? Hell, I could do this in theory! But not actually doing it, as in rapping it. My head would probably explode, and everyone on the planet would implode.

Now...I might be new but listen to this,
'Cuz when I'm done, you'll have nothin' to dis.

Yo
This ain't so hard, don't gotta be a bard,
Just get goin' and let the words go flowin'
Think with your mouth, and not your head
'Cuz in a battle, ha, you'd be dead
Dead like your fears, 'cuz there ain't room for tears

You ain't neva gunna learn, 'less you put it out there
And learn from yo' peeps, lend 'em all a ear
'Cuz they be your friends, brothers and countrymen


Yeah, whatever. I got bored and threw that together. XD

GregWeeler
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Nomad

I'm not real into rap or anything like that, but I have to say that is great for somebody that has never done it before. Or have you? I think it would be great for you(Devoidless) and Strop to have a rap battle. See who comes out on top.

Strop
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It's on!

What, Devoidless? You ain't got nothing on this, I spin-
Lyrics to leave you in hysterics, at-
How all your tricks have snapped like sticks-
And stones have broken bones, you're exposed,
And from your fake throne I depose you for the sake-
Of all the people in the kingdom, as a fake-
While I spit streams of unmitigated truth,
Rile at your dreams, erase it, you have no tooth-
Let alone nail, face it, before me you'll fail,
Courage, wit and gestures all coz-
Garbage, s*** I've bested, and down you'll fall.

Nah, seriously, peace and respect :P

(Apologies for the one expletive, I was doing this on the fly!)

GregWeeler
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Nomad

Ahh, and the epic battle of the ages begins. Who will come out victorious?

The veteran rapper Strop, or the newcomer Devoidless.

Haha, of course if Devoidless is losing can't he delete your post since he is a mod?

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Jester

I'll do this when I wake up tommoro!

Moegreche
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Duke

This has got to be the lamest thing, can I get a witness
You gonna be typin' so much you fingas get teh blistahs
You think you some gangsta thug rappin' in tha street
When you just a little Asian punk that can't keep a beat

Glad that your thesis is done, though!

Strop
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Bard

OH NO YOU DIN'T!! OMG! OMG!

You guys got game. It is so on.

You think being old skool, makes you look cool,
I guess I'll show you where no man boldly go-
Listen up, 'Voidy, Moe, you come up 'bout to my toe,
While I stand way up high, looking down from the sky-
'Coz I'm transcendental, my lyrics instrumental,
Not merely incidental but completely essential,
I'm the real thing, I don't try to make do,
Don't wrap my words in bling, like a poser fool-
Who fakes rhymes for the sake of saying syllables-
Two times, this sickness you inflict is despicable,
To be sure, I don't pretend, I'm the cure,
To all the wannabes who don't know what they're rapping for!

Over to you.

wow4ever1212
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Shepherd

The battle of the moderators...
I gotta watch/read this!

kingofgames
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Farmer

JEEZ

you 3 are bad
you sound like a cat
youre rap is silly
you think you come outta philly?
NO NO NO!
Take on the Kíng?
Then you gotta be a special beeing!
Dont mess with me!
after this,you will see
YOU WILL STAND ON 1 KNEE!

HAHA KOG is here

homegrove
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Yo,

U peeps think ya got skill,
but really you got nill!
I read this for a little but I had to say,
i can do better when I bend down to pray!
After awhile I just had to laugh,
u got my talent minus a half!
My rhythms ain't speed, definetly not punk,
it's all on its own, I call it spunk!




Yeah, no awards here, but I thought I would try this out for a change.

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