Okay, now my thesis is done, I've thought about it and decided now is a good time as any to work on my verbal skills. The idea is this:
* Give me a topic, and a style (of a person, or the name of a style). I will attempt to write a verse or two accordingly.
* If you could, give me links to the topic and examples of the style.
* No redistribution, please. The verses I write here are mine.
For example, in a previous thread, Klaushouse asked me to do a rap in the style of Kanye West on the topic of Pokemon, so I wrote one that could be rapped to Homecoming.
Thisisnotanalt , by me you'll get JUMPED/ Stop writing you can walk out here alive or get gifted wrapped in my homies TRUNK/ I carry an A-k that can shoot 3 ways , I can leave you floating in the sewers or worst down in the DUMPS/ Plus why are you writing so simply , this isn't the NINETYS/ You might be a real threat if I didn't still think you had on your TIDY WHITIES/ Stop acting like your trying to FIGHT ME , You seem out for blood real thristy , so come back with something I'll leave in the ocean under a TIGHT REEF/
Hey man, what are you saying? What are you playing? you got your head up your ass, I'll break you like glass! Your AK, yeah it's just an airsoft I bet you're as man as Lara Croft! You say you have guns, you say you have skill, but as far as I'm concerned you just have the Runs! You can't really top this You're just sittin' at your desk, sippin' Sierra Mist i shoot 'em up, I clamp 'em down, and you just sit there with your low-fat yogurt, like a circus clown! And I must admit I've had some fun, But my name is alt, and I just WON!
Yo that freestyle was whack i couldn't wait for it to end i got no wife but you got a boyfriend what you gonna do trying to battle with me rip you in front of your crew like it didn't happen to me the difference is i'm real and your phony my style's fat like saragossa, tony yo what you gonna do you can't hurt me a threat from both sides of the plate like eddie murry but don't worry i'll get straight up in ya face its me kyle bout to blow the roof off this place!
your words are as scrambled as eggs I bet you haven't even touched a woman's legs When i read you rap it is all crazy you went and came back like JayZ! I beat you one to zero your momma even said I was her hero Boy yo family's whack Yo mommas fat Yo daddy smell like fish and yo brotha's a rat! listen up cuz i just schooled you I am wuz and always will be But you no it too son Cuz my name's Lee!
That was my first ever rhyming of words to insult a person!
thisisnotanalt I gotta give you some respect man because you keep coming back with something but here I go again.......
Stop really you can't RAP/ You get SNAPPED FAST , your the sperm that should of never left your DADS SACK/ I'll CLASH SLACKS , on you that would make you bleed worst then a girl on her rag when she get's her ASS SMACKED/ FALL BACK , don't even write back , I know you just got your nails done I wouldn't want you to get them CHAPPED/ In RAP your about as good as a girl that's flat chested JUST A BAD RACK/ Your not even a threat , your about as important as the lent in the middle of my ASS CRACK/
You think your'e impressive? I admit you're a bit suppressive. Spewing controversial lyrics like a garden hose i was hopin' you'd stay down, but saw your post, oh noes! You're like a tiny weed growin' in my garden after this whole battle, your skills haven't hardened. It's apparent in your unmitigated skill- it's been a while, but your rap sucks still. I'll leave you rollin' in the ditch, all bloody and moanin' If ya don't stop, I'll have to force you to take some melatonin and be asleep. as you should be instead of throwing your shit at me! --------- I respect ya for coming back too, this battle is lasting pretty long
ALt I respect you but I think your weak because your punches aren't that hard , I've been battling for a while Battled a lot of tough people , your just starting and are at a ok lvl for starting but your gonna need to elevate more.
