Okay, now my thesis is done, I've thought about it and decided now is a good time as any to work on my verbal skills. The idea is this:
* Give me a topic, and a style (of a person, or the name of a style). I will attempt to write a verse or two accordingly.
* If you could, give me links to the topic and examples of the style.
* No redistribution, please. The verses I write here are mine.
For example, in a previous thread, Klaushouse asked me to do a rap in the style of Kanye West on the topic of Pokemon, so I wrote one that could be rapped to Homecoming.
elokster and tank , with your drops you'd get fired.....your lairs that your good like saying you have nice rims on a car but just got a lot of tire.....and thisisnotanalt don't attack this dude........he'll leave you on the news with the spoke person saying "looky here these tow males have been beating and some one has stolen there shoes , is this a spoof , did this really happen , oh sorry plz excuse , it looks like one of them is awake , what happen to you for christ sake?" tank said , "I was taped , and then laced , and then me elokster got beaten from a guy with a cape , we were on a date , then out of no where this guy just appeared to this place , I hate him , cuz I was in a great chase , I don't like to run I'm real lazy , its crazy how this guy hates , without even knowing me but maybe it was some one I know , but I can't say fo sho.......
Ha! How wrong you are I'm just fast and smart talk fast type faster I know my word before I say 'em you have to use the thesaurus you bought at wal-mart! better watch out, I'm comin' with top guns from the tropics I have the skill to blast fast words, no way you can top this I'm probably maybe not really surely gonna sure, but my rapin' wrath, you DON'T WANT TO INCUR!
I kick elokster to the curb he'll be Ferdinand, I'll be the Serb I'll be shootin' in the head, he'll tryin' not to be dead I flop, drop, crop, lyrics to leave you in hysterics elokster's gonmnma slip, trip, flip his words on the FLOOR.
You make me laugh You're a little punk I've been readin' your stuff It's a load of junk Yeah, you heard Dude, it really sucks So long that it's absurd Like a line at Starbucks
now lemme say, them some kickin' rhymes but i'll tell y'all now, y'all wastin' my time. i can't stand this stuff, it drives me INSANE and, heck, i'd be lucky if you remember my name, cuz there's no way i'll ever become a rapper, cuz dawgs, i'm a boxer: i forgot how to rhyme.
lol...I don't think I need to respond to that one...so making randomness...
UH OH! Someone let me outta my cage OH NO! I'm speaking to this day and age So all the people out there Going lord knows where And no one gives a care But some people there See they going wrong ways Lookin' to end their days They lost in a deep dark haze Trapped in a maze With no way to escape No way to shape What they becomin' And now see them runnin' And we shun em run em til they sick til they stick to this wall I see em fall Now they runnin' down a hall see em all... do I chase em? Naw they agaist the law Just like y'all hahahahahaha haaaaaaaaaaa.
Tank.......I know you don't want DRAMA.....Partna I split you like a COMA....and I feel bad for your MAMA......to give birth to someone slow , can't come up with a good like , there hiding like OSAMA......I'm presidential you better salute me LIKE OBAMA....or I'll have you forgotten and everybody be like COMO SE LLAMA?....
You try to put me down When I come around but I'll keep comin' back Yah, keep talkin' smack You're a hopeless cause With a hopeless loss Soon you'll only be a picture in a locket Lost in a pocket lost like a socket behind a big desk You seem so restless Hanging from a necklace With no chain Now I'm flipin' up my game I'll evolve while you stay the same
You don't like my words SO SUE ME......you wanna SHOOT ME......you'd hit and miss , jump at a shot like the SOUND OFF A HOOPTY......your nothing but big talk but no action like a 5 dollar FLUZZE! , all fun bro
y'know, i been thinkin' all this time i been sinkin' and my rap, it be stinkin' but you guys be up there you 2 don't seem to care that yo fight ain't fair cuz clearly the outcome will not always be one of y'all's guesses (or the sum) look, turn around! with an explosive sound! there be rubble on the ground! Chuck Norris beats y'all both!
You must be jealous of my insane lines how i beat you down And you just decline Til you can't be found cause you're lower than hell Lost for good at the bottom of a well While I, in a tower I have the power And you try to stand Tell me I'm just a freak But you're just gonna fall Cause I'll be rockin' this party 8 days a week.
I'll make you SWALLOW your TEETH......then BOTTLE THE KEEPS....I know you've BEEN RHYMING FOR WEEKS....but still can't find a good line , MY RHYMES CAN"T BE BEAT.....keep quit before I TUG ON YOUR BEAK.....and love BLOOD ON YOUR SHEETS......I'll rip you in half and leave one piece under your RUG and the rest UNDER YOUR SEAT!
i'm feelin the hate here it's sreechin' 'gainst my ears now i got no grudge for blackfang or you, war so since i need someone to hurt, and i need to assert my fake lust for revenge i offer my challenge to whoever's really rattled that's not now in a battle but, for now, all you guys, i keep dropping my eyes so i'm done for tonight, but tomorrow- we fight
