Who knows any Your Mom Jokes?
There has been a topic about this wayyy back, its impossible to find it now.I'm also not sure these jokes are allowed.
Oh, really? Sorry about that then.
your mom so fat she need a bomerrang to put her belt on!
They MIGHT be and they probably are. Not completely sure though.
your mama so fat she collaspe in the pool when she steps in the pool and get drowned
your mom is so ulgy that the doc slap her
your mom is so fat that she has an orbet
Oh no...it's back!!! Didn't this die the first time because it was a spam game?Well...so long as it's here, I might as well try it out.Haven't really told any momma jokes in a while..."Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.""Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.""Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.'"Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!""Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"How's that for so far?
haahayour momy so fat that she went to the sea and everybody said look its freewilly
Yo moma so fat when she went to Japan in a green suit, everyone screamed, "AHH!!! It's Godzilla!".Yo moma so fat when she went to the beach and was about to step in the water, New Orleans said, "Not again!" <--You might get that one.Yo moma so stupid she starved in grocery store!Yo moma so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.yo moma so stupid she went half-way across the globe just to get a glass of milk.Yo moma so fat when she put on a red shirt and walked outside all the kids screamed, "look! It's Kool-aid!".Yo moma so fat she can't get in or out in In'n'Out!Yo moma so fat when she put on her raincoat and went outside, everyone said "Taxi! Taxi!" to her.Yo moma so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, the judges said, "Sorry, no proffesionals!"How's that for ya? and those were off the top of my head, and i still got a few more...
your moma so fat that she went to a fast food jont and she had EVERYTING!
1)This should be called YO MOMMA*This is me choking on stage*Yo momma....ahh...fat....ahhh.....ahhh...because...she....eats.......ahhh........oh man!.......ahhhhh to much!?!??
ha, your momy so fat that she make rosey o donal look anerict " i know I misspelled"
^^^HahaYo momma so dark, that when she went to get a tattow, they had to outline her in white chalk first!
yo momma so dark that she left a mark on charcole
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