Who knows any Your Mom Jokes?
yo mama so fat she tripped over K-mart and landed on Target
Yo momma so fat that when she aint eating, thats considerd chocking!!!!
yo momma so fat that when she get into the elvator she started singing "it's going down!"
yo moms so fat that when some1 tried to hang up a pic of her it fell off the wall
ypur momma's like a really good bike that nobody owns, everyone that sees her rides her
yo momma so fat she is biger than the moon
Yo momma so stupid that she thought that her shadow was chasing her!
YOmomma so dum she sit on the T.V. and wicthes the chair
Thats been said, also you switched couch with chair.....Yo momma so ugly that when she looks in the mirrors, the mirrors don't crack, but her face dose!
yo momma so ugly that she made onions cry
yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out
yo mama so fat i got lost trying to walk around her
yo mama is so ugly they renamed halloween yomamaween.
yo momma's so stupid she got 0% in get all the questions rong test
Yo mamma's so stupid......I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder......she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken....it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles....she invented a silent car alarm....that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean....she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes....when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me..."Which colour?"
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