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All hail the almighty Bruce Lee

Chuck Norris once peed in a gas tank of a semi. That semi is now known as optimus prime.

There is no good chuck noris joke.

Chuck Norris though he was hot, then he fought Bruce Lee in the Colosseum. xD

When Chuck norris plays zombie survival, it's the zombies who are trying to survive

Adolf Hitler killed himself the day after Chuck Norris was born. He knew he was coming.

And also, this thread shouldn't be called Chuck Norris Jokes, it should be Chuck Norris Facts.

Chuck Norris bit a King Cobra, and after many days of writhing in pain, the Cobra finally died.

Chuck Norris doesn't like to be around water, when he is swimming. The water just wants to be around him.

When Chuck Norris was swimming, he sensed blood, and came back with nine sharks.

Chuck Norris bit a King Cobra, and after many days of writhing in pain, the Cobra finally died.

Chuck Norris doesn't like to be around water, when he is swimming. The water just wants to be around him.

When Chuck Norris was swimming, he sensed blood, and came back with nine sharks.

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Ghosts sit around a camp fire and tell horror stories about Chuck Norris.