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probably die in some way.

I'd probably be lazily conformist and just die, seeing as it is the end of the world as we know it.

Pfft, nothing. I'd sit in front of my laptop, have a cup of hot chocolate, and say "Its raining fire balls, how quaint". I'd be exactly like that and everyone around me will be acting like its the revival of Woodstock.

Depends on what kind of Apocalypse your talking about. If your talking about a Meteor-type thing then I would just sit in my lawn chair with a bag full of popcorn because I really wouldn't want to do anything else. Now if its a zombie Apocalypse then I would gather up some close friends and my brothers and go Rebuild-style on their zombie butts. (not sure but the game sounds a lot more fun for some odd reason)
If its a Alpaca-lypse I would laugh so hard I would die.
If its a Obesity Apocalypse I would run and find a place in the woods where I'll be doped up on mushrooms and have huge rabbits that pull me on a sleigh.
Yea depends on what kind of Apocalypse.
If its just the regular "Oh my god the sky is falling!" type of apocalypse I would be calm and watch a movie about a chicken and aliens.

i'd grab a couple soda's some popcorn and watch a comedy movie. i'd be laffing while everybody else is screaming. P.S. i'd be laffing at the movie by the way

i almost forgot if it is a zombie apocalypse i'd fight until the eat me alive. which they wont

I'd be exactly like that and everyone around me will be acting like its the revival of Woodstock.

lol the word isn't censored for a change. xD

It would depend on the type of apocalypse. If it is the destined end-of-the-world kind, where everyone's souls go to their respective afterlives, I don't think anything I do would matter. If it was a zombie or alien-based "apocalypse," I would probably gather a group of trusted associates in a certain nearby store that sells tools with great potential as weapons, building materials, and non-perishable food items.

Thanks for youre comments everyone!

If the things are starting to be dangerous I will call Chuck Noris.
Heres his number 555-I-will-kill-u-if-you-call lol

Power generators, I need power generators for the interwebz and video games. Other than that anything goes really...

I would wait for chuck to sort it all out.

but if it was some kind of rapture apocalypse, I would just wait and see, maybe pray a little.

I don't even care about the apocalypse.I know, we are probably going to be destroyed by a volcano, a giant earthquake or get hit by an asteroid (probably Apophis).

(probably Apophis).